Funny Website =)

[imxtoeknee]

Many of you probably know this but this should be pretty new to others as well, so i decided to share this

fmylife.com AKA FML.

Share Your Own FML :laugh:
Post Comments,
Or Funny Quotes from the SITE
Feed Backs please.

Today, I was presenting a powerpoint. As I plugged in the cord that connected my computer to the projector, I had forgotten what my boyfriend had set my desktop picture to the night before. I opened my laptop and projected on the wall was me nude. I go to Catholic school. FML

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

 

[T.G.I.Friday]

This belongs in the spam forum most likely.
Because this thread will get filled with spam.

I figured out by the way, that most of those FML's are fake. I Been reading the site for a while and yeah...
But anyways, late find

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

^^ Dumb-Ass

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

^^fucked up?

 

[imxtoeknee]

Of course most are fake, its basically an entertainment, especially when you are in school or w/e lol, most schools didn't block it yet ^_^ I would say like only 1/5 or 1/8 are actually funny some are just dumb and fake, 4 year olds knows "texting" and "sexing"? such as.

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

 

[Yeah Im Pro]

"Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that had sex with another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML"

l-o-l

"Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML"

 

Someone posted a link to this in the IRC a couple days ago, the site's full of win.

 

[AMS]

Lmao This Is Funny Shit! ;p

 

[True L.]

Today,
 I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. 
It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

 

[Lukef555]

lol those are funny i know this kid who constantly says that ill have to tell him about the site

lol these are pretty good even if they are fake