funny things that happen in class!

i will post a couple of my own, but i would also like everyone not just to post funny things that happened to THEM, but things that happened to other classmates.

this one isn't very funny-
I was in english, and there is this small kid everyone picks on cause he's a jerk and acts all though, ect...
so he was sitting there at his desk, the guy who sits in front of him is like a tank, the tank guy says something to him, so he takes out a sharpie and draws on tank guy's neck. tank guy notices and proceeds to pound small kid in the shoulder, which has likely developed into a bruise. after a few minutes, small fry grabs is book and smacks tack on the back of the head. by this time, tank kid had reached the limits of ability for him to withhold his aggression, as much as his low mental-stamina will allow. he actually turns around and uses both fists to pummel puny into submission. before tiny can actually yield, english teacher guy says "how about you guys both take a nice trip together to the office."
the both solemnly leave their seats and head to the door, defeated. as they get up to walk away, i cup my hands around my mouth and yell "OWNED!!!"
teacher says to me, "sam, would you like to escort these two fine men to the office?"
"Nah."
"Then how about you shut up."
i thought it was pretty cool that he actually said "shut up"

anyway, i thought it was pretty funny

i will add more as they come, something funny happens every day.

POST YOUR FUNNIES

 

LOL I always yell owned in band class.

Anyways, me and these two other kids always say leet and stuff and call people noobs and mac users.

 

hehehe... i like yelling it. only when suitable, though.

 

I like when the your not paying attention and the teacher knows, so this pick on you and ask what happened. Then you respond "I don't know, I wasn't paying attention." And then they have nothing much to say.

 

Well, In my class, we had this poll thing, and we made our own nations.
We named ours Mike Hunt, and the teacher didn't know what it is.
She kept on saying it, It was pretty funny.

 

In my class, theres this gay kid that no one likes. He is always bragging to be emo and cool but hes a real loser. Couple times during class a sheet was passed around saying if he is gay, it was real fun. Also someone actually wrote that he is gay on the side chalkboard and almost everyone saw it even the teacher but he did nothing about it.

 

We have an outdoor classroom, with a doorbell (lol don't ask), and someone ding dong ditched us. Not thinking, i yelled "NIGGER KNOCKED!". All the black kids just laughed, since their all my friends, but i got suspended for 3 days.

 

lol, i was sitting in calss today and we were doing this lit. circles thing. well i had to answer this question to a kid wut was guna happen in the sotry next(predict). well, ive already read it. i sai" the jews are going to die." he wrote that down and turned it in! well long sotry short... i got in a lot of trouble and had to write a sorry letter for being racist against jews lol.

 

Always happens