Funny school stories

[cownap]

So what are some of your funniest experiences in school, whether it was you or someone else.

For me it has to be when a friend of mine was at school for his last day before having to switch schools. He decided he was going to go out with a boom, he climbed onto the schools roof (not that high) and we handed him 2 trash cans. He walks on the roof casually even with the supervisors watching and he walks over to the main lunch area and just starts hurling trash at all the kids below. Then this really nerdy girl tries to run away and he completely donkey kong throws the empty trash can on her head.

 

[Quadro]

I fapped in the middle of English class in 6th grade and no one noticed LOL

 

[Reeser]

@quadro That's fucking nasty


But anyway, for me it's probably this 300 pound black chick that's in my math class. She says probably the funniest shit ever and the teacher never even cares. A lot of other funny moments but that's the only recent one I can think of since it happens everyday.

 

[cownap]

@quadro That's fucking nasty


But anyway, for me it's probably this 300 pound black chick that's in my math class. She says probably the funniest shit ever and the teacher never even cares. A lot of other funny moments but that's the only recent one I can think of since it happens everyday.

Black chicks/cholas get away with so much shit with teachers. They can call the teacher a bitch and usually he/she won't do a thing about it.

 

[Paid]

Well first post also Hey guys.

Well for me, I we are aloud to listen to music in class and well we also have a big black chick and the song came on my ipod, the song that guys "shes a big fine woman wont you back that thing up" I started singing it by accident as when you listen to music you seem to talk loud and well the black chick was actually in front of me turning in her paper and I said BIG FINE WOMAN WONT YOU BACK THAT THING UP

I got 3 licks that day by my principal lol lmao

 

[CrackFiend]

This disgusting girl was being called prude by everyone so she gave a kid a blow job in the bathroom and one of the deans that has live cold sores all the time on her lip walked in on them and the girl was crying and the dad gave the guy a high five when they were suspended lmfao.

 

[kill dank]

I made a swastika on the wall in the bathroom with my own feces.

Probably about 2' squared.

 

[Freddy Krueger]

When my friend accepted a dare to piss in the gym teachers office. Gave him a dollar. The piss was rolling out the door and into the gym. Funniest shit ever.

 

[T V]

You guys have some fucked up schools...

My favorite memory would probably have to be all the lame fights that went on in the 9th and 10th grade. Kids rolling down the stairs, bitches pulling their weaves out, etc.

 

[cownap]

I made a swastika on the wall in the bathroom with my own feces.

LOL too bad you couldn't see the reactions.

Whenever my parents would force me to go to fancy restaraunts I would take a shit in the sink to leave a message or something.

 

[FoxTek]

My school went into lock down because they thought 2 kids were gonna come kill everyone, some bitch started apologizing to me about how she was sorry for being mean to me in the past, I just laughed and told her I hope they do come.

All that really happened was that they went hunting, gotta love Pennsylvania.

 

[kill dank]

LOL too bad you couldn't see the reactions.

Whenever my parents would force me to go to fancy restaraunts I would take a shit in the sink to leave a message or something.

A few years ago my church used to meet in a school gymnasium for a period of time. We were renting so had to clean up after ourselves and shit every Sunday.

I shat on the floor in the bathroom, and someone paid me 10 dollars to clean it up.

 

[BeeStar]

I fapped in the middle of English class in 6th grade and no one noticed LOL

Similar but I did it in chorus : ) somehow..

 

[Piramid]

You guys have some fucked up schools...

My favorite memory would probably have to be all the lame fights that went on in the 9th and 10th grade. Kids rolling down the stairs, bitches pulling their weaves out, etc.

Similar to my school lol

 

[theGuitarist]

In 11th grade Chemistry my old buddy Rothy snorted coke during a lab experiment. We were all the way in the corner back while our teacher went out to talk to some other teach.

Also he had a huge bag of weed in his backpack. We were just messing around and he idiot takes it out of his bag and tells me if I want some with the fucking teacher only a few feet away. I never understand him at times he just doesn't think. No wonder he graduated high school at 20 rofl.

Oh yeah remember one time when I was a junior a freshman sex pic was leaked and most of the school had gotten it on their phones through our schools emails system. Our principal was so pissed that he decided to cancel homecoming which pissed alot of people off. I mean for those that had an email registered, you were able to receive the pic. I don't know whether the person that sent the pic was caught or not. I just know this girl had a hell in starting high school.

You guys have some fucked up schools...

My favorite memory would probably have to be all the lame fights that went on in the 9th and 10th grade. Kids rolling down the stairs, bitches pulling their weaves out, etc.

I guess this would go on in every school. Did your school have a end of the year senior prank? Our was pretty fucked up which ended up a teacher breaking her leg down the stairs.

 

[Josh0is0here]

A funny moment from my senior year of high school was when a group of my friend and I decided I would be a good idea to get a game of strip poker going with a couple girls from our school. We played in my friend's bedroom at the time because his house didn't have parents who were home to five pm everyday. Well it was around 4 30pm, when his mom came home early and tried to open his room. We all rushed to put our clothes back and one poor girl couldn't get her button up shirt back on for the life of her. We all laughed a bit and his mom never spoke of the incident to anyone but he was told NO MORE GUEST.

TLDL, Got caught playing strip poker by his mom.

 

[Um0d]

A funny moment from my friend of high school, my friend was miss part of our conversation then i say we having a new deputy principals coming soon, then my friend oh really? who is this? I say i don't know? my friend say yeah, i know who.. i say; who? my friend sayl Obsama Bin Laden? We laugh so hard, the teacher saw as well. The best funny ever.

 

[D2Killz]

This author came to our school and started talking about her book. Then she asked what we are inventing at home. She picks me and I say a washing-machine. Everyone goes into laughter and event he teachers are laughing.

 

[Noodles :)]

We made milkshakes and we put a whole big red chilli in before blending and gave it to the teacher.
Last day at my old school I dacked my friend and almost got sexual assault charges(my friend didnt care, the teacher tried to get charges put on me, everyone else were laughing so much)

 

[theGuitarist]

I fapped in the middle of English class in 6th grade and no one noticed LOL

how the hell?

Some 7th grader in my friends school got caught after he actually went out on someone in front of him. He told me the teacher was too hot. He did get alternative school (RAC) for that for like 30 days.