Funny forward email :)

I got this Email, And it made me LOL hard.


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Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed

in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his

mouth and nose,

still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.

Nurse,'

he mumbles, from behind the mask

'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

'I don't know, Sir.

I'm only here to wash

your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again,

'Nurse, are my

testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her

embarrassment and sheepishly

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his

penis in one hand and his

testicles in the other,

lifting and moving them

around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure
you, there's nothing wrong

with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

smiles at her and

says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but listen

very, very closely.....

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

 

Alright, I laughed. Really hard. No idea why that was so funny, but I rolled.

 

That made me smile.

 

I'm glad

My aunt actually sent it to me, haha.

 

One helluva Aunt.

 

Lol thats pretty funny

 

lol, funny enough from an aunt

 

heheh :'] i cant stopped laughing buh i cant stop smiling xD best part is its from a family member <333 ZINGGG WINNNN lol
i remember getting some crazy stuff from a family member too... like

Sex is Fun <3

Sex is like math...

we add teh bed

subtract teh clothes

divide teh legs

and leave your solution

in the end you pray to god you dnt multiply

<3 lol

 

thanks

 

Haha I smiled, thanks

 

no problem i thought it was funny

 

Im lol'ed

 

Aha that's brilliant

 

I loled I thought it had something to do with a Blow Job or something

 

haha it made me smile

 

At the beginning I wondered why he didn't just take off the mask after the first attempt to talk to her... But I silently chuckled to myself, grats.


Me after checking my email everyday:

"NO I will not forward this email to 20 other people- wait, what? Holy shit it's already passed 12 am and I got this message at like 9 am. Who is this [email protected] person and how did they get my email??"

 

lmfao. EPIC

 

Haha, didn't make me laugh but made me smile xD.

 

That's just brilliant xD

 

Funny and Brilliant although this is in the wrong section.
Try posting in the Spam Forum here.
Thanks for making me smile though haha.