you know you play rs too much when you... start spinning in circles (that gay dancing ppl do on rs) with another guy and you think hes a chick.
you know you play rs too much when you... say *puts penij in mouth* when you think your having sex with a chick when its really a guy. (interweb tranny sex)
you know you play rs too much when you... swing a 1-handed axe at a tree repetitively thinking logs are going to magically appear in your backpack..
you know you play rs too much when you... try to deposit your backpack and logs at a bank.
you know you play rs too much when you... mark your pencils with a gay red dot and try to set a loan duration when someone asks to borrow it.
you know you play rs too much when you... skin a cow and try to sell the hide for 100$.
you know you play rs too much when you... steel an egg and try to summon it to a guthix falcon.
you know you play rs too much when you... say 'lol' or 'rofl' when you think something is truly funny.
you know you play rs too much when you... try to carve 3 pieces of logs into a single half bow.
you know you play rs too much when you... buy pictures of "1000x logs" for 20,000$, and try to exchange it at a bank for 28 logs.
you know you play rs too much when you... find a book/lamp and try to use it to get experience.
you know you play rs too much when you... get on your knees in front of a fire and put a lobster in trying to cook it for 2 seconds, then you get a 3rd degree burn on your hand.
you know you play rs too much when you... call a cop a mod and a judge a admin.
you know you play rs too much when you... win a basketball tournament and say "gf" to the other team, or you call them noobs.
you know you play rs too much when you... put on iron armor thinking your a pure 1def and you get hella buff then get your ass kicked.
you know you play rs too much when you... paint a wooden dagger red and green and attack a black man with it and he screams "fuckin mexican!" and pulls out a pistol and shoots you. As he shoots you, you try to eat a shark whole and choke on it thinking its going to heal you. lolll