Fucking Pokemon

Don't you hate those little kids playing Pokemon!? God, that show was dead from fucking season 4!!!! They had had a little boy going out in the wild with Pikachu and then he started travelling with that girl who was afraid of the bugs and whatever and then the guy had this ugly ass butterfly pokemon and the girl who was afraid of bugs liked it!!!! Why do they keep making so many fucking Pokemon!!! There's like over 600 NOW!!! Yes, 600!!! What's up with that flexible alien pokemon who can transform and shit, deoxys, why'd they have to make that!!? I remember there was some little pink putty pokemon called dildo or something that was all stretchy and could transform. Anyone who still likes Pokemon is a serious lame. I remember this fatass kid playing Pokemon on a Nintendo DS and he was battling this one gym leader who looked exactly like Ronald McDonald!!!

 

i caught u!!!11!!!1!

 

pokemon rocks thank you

not the new ones tho

btw, im 16

 

I'd second that.

kthxbhai

 

Pokemon ownd when there were only 150 pokemon..
Now theres like 1337 pokemon, and you cant remember any of der names..
Pokemon games own like for the game boy/ruby version..
Show was dead after like 3rd season ..
Ash should have banged the red head also..

 

No, more like 666... OR NEIN THOUSAND!!!

 

I still sleep with PIkachu, tyvm.
<3 Pokemon owns.

 

What about Pichu... Richu... TRICHU!?

 

I once had anal sex with meowth! i tell you, cheap and good.
So yes i fuck pokemon. ROFL XD

 

Raikou.

 

Red and Blue version ftw. (even though they were the same game and it was a ploy to get money)
Once Misty left, I followed.

 

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Misty left? Why?

 

dunno.

But there's some other girl with him now. Not bad... but not Misty :'(
And Brock isn't there either methinks. It's all gey.

 

Why the Hell is it called "Pokemon"?... I got "Digimon" but "Pokemon" is just plain gay... Well Digimon was the 1337 what happened to that?

 

You better hope that pen doesn't see this thread btw, he'll fucking kill us.

 

Crowchu!? No, NO MOAR POKEMON!!!

 

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard of.

 

The video games rape, insult them and I will have your penis

 

Pokemon the show= Always gay.
Pokemon the gameboy games= God.
Shredders invisible ponytail=Godder.