Free Alching!

I'm alching for free, and no i'm not using an auto-alcher because there is a chance of you getting banned. I am alching somewhere where there is no randoms so my alching is fast and trouble-free, and without further a-do, here is my price (yes i know i said free):
1 Vouch.

I am doing this purely to get trusted, and all accounts must have a bank pin so i don't get blamed for anything that goes missing. After i'm done alching, i'll tele to lumby so you dont find out where my spots are, and then you'll vouch me.