free 101 main

This.

And to add, I've never had a good main. I haven't had a main in over 2 years. Only had my first ever account, and a friends account which he took back.

 

You should just give it to me because I'm a legit level 3?

 

Pick me because my account was hacked when i downloaded a keylogger for joke because i thought i could send it to my friend! My account had 5 phat sets, 50 christmas crackers and like 500B in total cash :l. None of these other assholes deserve it. I need runescape money to support my cats and my penguin in my runescape house, my wife and child are starving and their hp level has been brought down DRASTICALLY due to troublesome goblins and lack of food. I would use this account and especially its money to buy a box to pack my wife and child in to send them off to Africa so i do not have to deal with their complaining.

tl;dr - Pixels will die if you do not sacrifice yourself to me.

 

You're the dumbass that downloaded the stupid keylogger. The only reason anyone would pity you is because you lost so much, or claim.... You don't have anyone to blame but yourself, so don't try to play that, I'm better than everyone else because I had money ploy shit. Don't use that bullshit on us.

 

Give it to me, because its free

(that rimed) lol

 

As a young Mexican boy living on the streets of Kolkata, I was often ridiculed for my over-sized penis, and my superior intellect. Also, I'm Mexican what the fuck is a Mexican kid doing in India... but I digress. One night as I was shamefully whoring myself out to three beautiful Indian women, I heard a strange noise coming from the a nearby alley. Silencing the hungry whores with one mighty slap of my genitals, I went to investigate the source of the noise. But nothing was wrong. It was simply Jeremiah Mahalajah, banging away at a laptop and hooting wildly. Being a mentally and emotionally unstable lad, I took the thing away from him and kicked him in the testicles. He scampered away, and I took a few moments to soak in how incredibly badass I was. Then, I looked at the screen. There was small figures on the screen slapping whores around with their penises (of course later I found out that they were hitting with swords..). At last, I had found my calling. From that night on, I have been wandering the earth, trying to find someone that will relinquish their penis slapping game character so that I can follow my destiny and be reunited with your whore mother who might have just lost the game give me the fucking account nigger, and do it via pm bitch, ya'll niggers can suck my dick you filthy indian whores.

Please consider me, I hope you understand how much is resting upon you giving me this pe- this Runescape account.

Thank you, and may God bless you and your own.

 

The hell you use the same damn speech in every "free account" page you get? Really lowers credibility now, as if it was believable to start with.

 

nah he has the best chance f getting it lol.if you make me laugh you get it.if you try to get me to pitty you.then u for sure aint getting it

 

I would really like this account so I can do one of the following:

Bot it for cash and do some things that break the game-play rules.

Sell it via PayPal.

Use it to 76K trick and shit on my main.

Keep it and let dust sit on it.

Please, pick me! I really need this account@!

 

me, because, well... im not gana make up some sob story about why i cant get a good account and how my account got hacked!!! i have a p2p lv 90 and a 65 pure, and i want a high level main... yea choose me

 

Hahahahaha man you make me lol.

 

I would like to have an free account for an friend.

 

hmmm, well my dogs going to be put down tomoro as it has got cancer of the liver, so maby a free acc would cheer me up?, but w.e your just going to give it to the most popular/trusted person who posts to get there friendship? lol

 

I would love the account. One of the only accounts that i have remaining is a low level pure. I had a few more but they were all recovered back by bad traders. I did have a higher up level zerker pure that i was sharing with a "friend" for awhile but now he changed the password on the account and i cant recover it. I would greatly appreciate a new main that i could work with. Thank you so much if you do think i should get it and PM me if i do.

 

Your fucking hilarious Kevin

 

I am willing to make this acc membs plus also I would like to start a high lvl pure with 99atk and str it would be much appreciated if u could spear me the account. Thank you for putting the offer out there.

 

i want to have the account becaus i play since first skin was and last time got hacked from my lvl 123 with 99 str and almost 99 att and hp if u want we also can share it do you have msn now? pm me so we can talk

 

101 dalmations was my favorite movie as a kid so therefore a 101 main would complete my childhood -> adulthood phase.

 

Btw, whoever said they had 50 christmas crackers is a joke,
theres only about 15-20 in the game right now,
and those who have them do not play anymore,
thats why they are IMPOSSIBLE to get on runescape.

 

I think most of you, wouldnt know what to do with a main if you have a level 80-90.
If you cant get to to a decent account from one of those levels thats sad.