[–]RyMill4 1550 points 4 days ago
Well, I'm a 5rd level. I can infect your toaster with a virus that will burn your bread sporadically.
You have been warned.
[–]jonesyjonesy 612 points 4 days ago
I am 6st level. Able to hack into clothes dryer circuitry and modify/decrease/increase/etc number of socks to whichever number I please. Think again if want to protect number of your socks, or if you ever want to mess me with me I dare you.
[–]melangechurro 199 points 4 days ago
You're a 7st level hacker when you can hack my toaster via wifi
[–]Maldavos 306 points 4 days ago
I can hack your peanut butter and program it to re-write your DNA.
Mess with me, and I'll turn you into a fruit-fly, bitch.
[–]forest__creature 153 points 4 days ago
Wow! you must be a 10rd level hacker!
[–]Quatroking 232 points 4 days ago
level 11 hacker here, I can turn your television into a pogs collection using only microsoft paint
[–]SWEET_BERRY_WINE 198 points 3 days ago*
PITIFUL HUMAN. I'M A 33ND DEGREE MASTER HACKER. I CAN DDOS ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. I'VE PHISHED GOD'S PASSWORD. I CAN FORKBOMB A BLACK HOLE AND I'VE SENT KEYLOGGERS BACK IN TIME.
MY POWER IS LIMITLESS.
[–]Burksley 30 points 3 days ago
What exactly is the result of DDOSing an alternative universe?
[–]forward4 67 points 3 days ago
Probably massive amounts of frustration when alternate reality aliens can't check their email.
[–]P33KAJ3W 15 points 3 days ago
42nd level here. I can program the clock on a VCR.
[–]Metalero9389 49 points 4 days ago
Oh yeah? I want to see you try, I'll have you know I have the latest version of FIX.MY.PC. try getting through that!
Well, I'm a 5rd level. I can infect your toaster with a virus that will burn your bread sporadically.
You have been warned.
[–]jonesyjonesy 612 points 4 days ago
I am 6st level. Able to hack into clothes dryer circuitry and modify/decrease/increase/etc number of socks to whichever number I please. Think again if want to protect number of your socks, or if you ever want to mess me with me I dare you.
[–]melangechurro 199 points 4 days ago
You're a 7st level hacker when you can hack my toaster via wifi
[–]Maldavos 306 points 4 days ago
I can hack your peanut butter and program it to re-write your DNA.
Mess with me, and I'll turn you into a fruit-fly, bitch.
[–]forest__creature 153 points 4 days ago
Wow! you must be a 10rd level hacker!
[–]Quatroking 232 points 4 days ago
level 11 hacker here, I can turn your television into a pogs collection using only microsoft paint
[–]SWEET_BERRY_WINE 198 points 3 days ago*
PITIFUL HUMAN. I'M A 33ND DEGREE MASTER HACKER. I CAN DDOS ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. I'VE PHISHED GOD'S PASSWORD. I CAN FORKBOMB A BLACK HOLE AND I'VE SENT KEYLOGGERS BACK IN TIME.
MY POWER IS LIMITLESS.
[–]Burksley 30 points 3 days ago
What exactly is the result of DDOSing an alternative universe?
[–]forward4 67 points 3 days ago
Probably massive amounts of frustration when alternate reality aliens can't check their email.
[–]P33KAJ3W 15 points 3 days ago
42nd level here. I can program the clock on a VCR.
[–]Metalero9389 49 points 4 days ago
Oh yeah? I want to see you try, I'll have you know I have the latest version of FIX.MY.PC. try getting through that!
