hahaha i love southwest but have only flown them once cause i usually fly some other airline. when i flew southwest i had a comedian guy, only can remember a small bit
such as:
(btw not direst quotes just kinda summary of what i remember)
if the plane fills with gas please put on your air mask first then help your husband put it on the right way cause hes prolly got it on backwards
in case of flooding there are 2 slides that pop out the sides of the aircraft. please unbucle your seatbelt then pick your favorite child and help them off the aircraft.