I ain't even trippin.
faggot
I ain't even trippin.
Deathsnova is better than u
Lion King is so 1994.
Guessin' your penis froze in time when you were born.
So did your eyes. New anime you can't afford to buy.
IF YOU CAN'T GROW UP, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKIN' DIE!?
Firstly, it don't have to be a perfect rhyme.Four and born don't rhyme you poor pathetic excuse for a human being. It's probably because all the shitty anime (besides FMA), it's rotted your brain, and the asians have stolen all your book smarts right out of your noggin to cheat their little scrawny-tit way into med school
Firstly, it don't have to be a perfect rhyme.
Go deny it, but to explain, I just don't have the time.
And yeah, keep shieldin' FMA - God, it's really gettin' a bit cliched.
Talk shit once you catch up with our clock, okay?
'Cause we don't have time to charm old men these days.
I'll give you some breathin' room, uh, until next Friday.
Watch at least three new anime, yea, go try it.
If you can finish 'em, then eight new names I will donate.
Maybe after that you can call yourself my teammate.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Zelda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are Obese , curve-eared, non-Adventurers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass paintings. You are everything that Ganon is. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fairies? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who can't blankpost, but you all take to a whole new dungeon. This is even worse than jerking off to portraits of past princesses in the castle library.
Don't be a Goron. Just hit me with your best arrow. I'm pretty much a hero. I was general of the princess rescuing squad, and starter on my boomerang team. What quests have you done, other than "do farming jobs for the lazy villagers"? I also have the master sword, and have a banging hot princess (She just deku'd me; Shit was SO Rupees). You are all tektites who should just defeat yourselves. Thanks for reading.
Pic Related: It's me and my princess.
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