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  1. Justin

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    Are you 'tarded? If they're sitting down in a movie theatre, he can't grab her ass.
     
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    And thats why shes ur X...
     
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    Haha I made out with a chick within 1 minute of meeting her BUT thats because she was a whore etc..

    Anyways, only thing I can suggest is don't go into with mouth all open and shit. They hate that. Lead up to it with a few small kisses, then BAM.
     
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    very nice SMR
     
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    I guess allot of people here either know or need kissing lesons/advice
     
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    Baha Ted Bundy ftl..
     
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    I think hes at the movies currently?
     
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    you don't need to be good to kiss lmao
     
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    haha i thought the topic was funny... i think its a little late for advice :) with the exception of SMR's advice, most of the rest was dead on... i can't remember who said it, but whoever said do whatever she is doing and you can't be worse then her is right... the first time i made out with was um... with someone with a LOT more experience then me... i just followed her lead and it was good... its really kinda hard to explain though, it just kinda happens...
     
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    Guys, Just btw, I think hes already at the movies so advice is late now.
     
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    lol good luck
     
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    Punch her in the tit.
     
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    So she can get breast cancer?
     
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    no, you slap her on the tit. then you slap her face. then you slap... :D
     
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    Haha, She was grounded so i we postponed it to next week.
    Advice is still welcome.
    And you can talk about your funny stories. And that Ted bundy joke was tHE FTW!
     
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    the first post of this thread gave me EPIC lulz.

    First thing - asking sythe.org for advice, not adviseable as I can assure you over 99% of the people here have no idea about the female aspect of this species.

    Second thing, WHAT THE HELL DUDE!?!?! You've been going out for two weeks and never kissed her once? are you gay or something, and since when do you need to waste like$40 on movies to kiss her, why not just kiss the fuck out of her than watch the movie.

    Get that dick out of your ass fagboy and give her a nice big frenchy, stick that tounge of yours into that mouth of hers and have some fun, than watch a decent movie, and get on with your sad little life dammit.

    last thing, WHAT THE HELL DUDE!??!!?!? two weeks. You gay or something? TWO WEEKS!?!?! lolololoolololol






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    LOLOLOLOLOL TWO WEEKS!!!
     
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