You do know a joke like this could actually get reported.
GF? <-- Yes question mark.
Reported to authorizes, not to the sythe police.
ALERT!
I hear them coming.
WEEWOOWEEWOO
Oh shit, bail, the sythe police are here.
--> Sythe police----> We got you now right hand of god.
Awe fuck man what am I being charged for? I didn't do shit!
--> Sythe police----> We have reason to believe that you posted a naughty bad word.
*At the type of the case* Judge Sythe in ruling;
--> Sythe---> If the sythe police said you did in fact say a dirty naughty bad word, all I can say is.... BAN HAMMER!
NO MAN SHIT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
NO!
NO!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo