Favorite quotes?

I'm a big fan of quote's and two of my favorite are,

"I Regret Nothing And Fear less."

"You will not win, because i will not lose".


Some of yours?

 

"Thank you for calling Apple iPhone Technical support my name Jonathan can I get your name and serial number please" -.- I'll be saying that all day.

 

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive.

 

Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
--Buddha

 

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. - George Carlin

 

"One skill in runescape, im estimating is about 250 pages of straight up coding using loops (which you will learn if you ever do decide to touch on java). I've been learning java for about two years now through my uncle and the internet."
-Vanmaster5


This quote is my inspiration.

 

"Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible"




"I need to complete an adventurous journeyto get my next medal!" -- ahh, inside joke.

 

"You have to love the game and work at it constantly. The best guys are always in the gym. They're always learning and perfecting their games"

-Kobe

 

"My Mama used to tell me if you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for." - Tupac Shakur

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." - Malcom X

 

The only easy day was yesterday.

 

"A joke is a very serious thing."
-Winston Churchill

"Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet."
-Ronald Reagan

 

"They are called X-men because of Xaviers name. And I am Sheldon Cooper so you will be my 'C-men'". - Sheldon Cooper from TBBT
I'm not sure if that's exactly what he said but it's hilarious.

 

Growing up is optional, growing old is mandatory

 

lets do this. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

 

Best one yet hahah

 

...Behind every successful person is a pack of hates...

 

"If you treat people right they will treat you right... ninety percent of the
time."

 

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.. You never know what your gonna get.

 

A quote given by an ancestor of mine. Nathanial Hale, American war hero and America's first spy during the Revolutionary War.

The British captured him, and while he was about to be hanged he said, "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country."

 

"Life is a box of chocolates;You never know what your gonna get