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  1. Shredderbeam

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    I don't believe in God because there is no God.

    No, you think you can feel it. I was once the same way, you know.

    Yeah, those golden plates that only Joseph Smith could see. Makes perfect sense.

    Are you discounting the evidence of yours and everybody else's senses?

    Do you think that this "making sense" has anything to do with the fact that you were raised as a Mormon?

    Here's some free advice: Don't go into psychoanalysis.

    This isn't that difficult to understand. If I thought that there was any chance of a God existing, I would not be doing this. I do this because I actually believe it to be true.

    We've never actually met. I don't know how you could see anything in me.

    Doubt it.

    The burden of proof is upon the one who asserts a positive. Are you familiar with "Russell's Teapot"?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot
     
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    Analogies are lame.
     
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    yes theres a fucking god so i suggest you pray macro and i hope you get all right
     
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    Edit: Double Post
     
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    he won't be alright because your god didn't feel he was needy of a miracle.
     
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    I can feel it, because I have had miracles happen in my life. When doubt starts stirring in my mind I go to church and I feel great again, because satan will always be trying to make you feel that god doesn't exist. Satan's number one goal is to make you think that there is no devil.

    You understand that people alot smarter than you, who ALSO don't beleive in god have studied the book of mormon. They say that the writing in there perfectly - matched the way of the ancient peoples. There was NO way that anyone of the age of joseph smith could have made that up so perfectly, or translated it; let alone a farm boy with a grade six education. They say that Joseph Smith must have found ancient text, ALREADY translated. Most religions back this by saying we are of the devil, and the devil powered Joseph smith into leading away god's children. Now I know I called you unintelligent shredder but I am talking about spiritual matter's not earthly. You are extremely smart in the ways of this world. Take the mormon discussions (a quick overview of our religion), and I will never bug you again. It will give you a chance to learn more about the mormon faith and if you are going to be turning away so many of god's children, you might as well have all the information you possibly can.

    If not, I atleast challenge you to read this - as it gives a breif overview of the history of our religion http://scriptures.lds.org/js_h/1

    This is from a single person's view. You cannot feel the feelings of another.

    I didn't beleive in god until a a year ago, I thought what my parents beleived was dumb. I have had experiences which I will not share with you.

    There is a chance though, look around you. Look out the window. Go outside and get some air and think about it for awhile.

    People show alot more of themselves online than they ever will in real life. Your deepest secrets are alot clearer when you are spreading your words on thoughts to everyone on this website.

    Boy are you in for a little surprise.

    So you are going to base your knowledge on the theories of others? Why not find out for yourself. Go read the text from Joseph Smith himself that I sent you a link to.
     
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    SERIOUSLY

    if you were gonna start a religion, would that right there not be a main point you'd bring up so people wouldn't change religions?

    ffffs
     
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    Everyone, I'm gonna start a religion because I'm God, I just don't wanna show my powers atm.

    kthx, remember to pray to me.
     
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    hmmm

    fishy..

    tell me a story of your son
     
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    He was like awesome, but he showed off too many powers, so I had to tell some people to kill him, but I so totally scammed them since they went to hell anyways.
     
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    Me too.
     
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    Louis, my homosexual picture is better. Face it.
     
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    I am God. Please pray to me and donate money to help further my cause.
     
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    que!?
     
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    I am God. Please pray to me and donate money to help further my cause.
     
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    wur form of payment do yew axept?
     
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    I take PayPal and Mail.

    No E-gold or Money Bookers, sorry.
     
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    Why do you think that there is a God?

    Let us agree that a miracle is a happening that would be impossible without a divine being - say, a violation of the laws of physics in your favor. What miracles have you experienced?

    Empirical evidence of Satan, please.

    Oh, that sounds interesting. Who said it? When did they say it? Are they widely renowned experts in their relevant fields, or are they fringe idiots? I'd like some details to verify, please.

    I'm open for conversion. Convert me.

    Interesting read, but it doesn't try to prove anything.

    Right, but I don't see why I need to feel their feelings for them to be able to demonstrate a point to me.

    You're not the only one who has had experiences, you know.

    I've been doing that for years.

    I haven't been spreading around my secrets.

    I can guarantee that it is far easier to know who somebody really is when talking to them face-to-face.

    Russell's analogy of the teapot is an example of how the "burden of proof" system works. It's nothing complicated - we all use it in our everyday lives.
     
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    Maybe you have numerous brain tumours.
     
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    Jeez, who cares whether there is a god or not, everyone is entitled to thier own opinion leave it at that.
    Btw im sure this was a troll..
     
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