Hello, Sweetly here!
I'm desperate for help, so I supposed that my best bet would be to come to Sythe and offer my services. Below my sales pitch, I will include my sob story. But to get down to business, I am desperate to regain my shattered wealth, and finally achieve a Party Hat, and I am willing to work VERY hard to get it.
I'm hoping to exchange quality work or quality assistance for a little bit of RSGP or money. I'm not entirely sure what I can help you with, but if you have a problem, or need something... I'd love to try and help you. Here's a list of things I've considered trading for contributions!

Goods From My House/Local Stores

Programs From My Computer
Compilations Of Interesting Information Collected by Me.​

These two things can be sent on a CD or via the interwebs
Botting Services

DRAWN ART (Anime)

MUSIC/PHOTOGRAPH COMPILATIONS

COMPUTER ASSISTANCE

NEARLY ANY RUNESCAPE ADVICE/ASSISTANCE

HELP GETTING TO THE DEEP WEB! (breaking free of the matrix)

ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!!!!!


MY PERSONAL ADVICE/ASSISTANCE​

This is something I would never ask for compensation for, it comes free with any donation, or without. I've dated many people, and I've been in a relationship for two years now. I've dealt with my parent's divorce and my father's death. I've been in abusive relationships, and wonderful ones. If I can help you, please leave a message on here, in PM, or on my email.


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At any rate, I'd be willing to do/trade just about anything for steps towards a Phat. I'm not looking for a hand-out, but I'd do just about anything to earn any small contribution.
Discussion of anything that conflicts with Sythe's rules, anything illegal, or sexual on this thread will only hurt me, so if you'd like to inquire about anything along those lines... PM or Email me.
[email protected]

MY STORY IS INCLUDED BELOW.​

I'm going to mostly spare you the details, but I'd be willing to do just about anything to get my hands on a Phat.
I've always wanted one... it would make me feel as though I could rest, that I had finally accomplished something in the game. I came really close to having one, too. 915m. But, then, I was robbed...

I had 600m, which I saved up between frost dragons, buying GP, Skilling, and Merching, and I was staking. I was up to 900m, nearly enough for a Purple Phat, and I was going for a green.
But, then, I hit a snag.
I was totally raped by a dueling arena glitch. So, one minuet, I was winning a boxing duel, the next... I had lost over $600. I was winning the duel, after doubling up some losses... And I was winning. I was winning wonderfully. Then, some how, and I'm not sure how, but he was healing. I had him down to 1/10th of the HP bar, and then in a matter of 20 second or so, it was full again.
The guy's maxed mele account is banned, but he still has my money and many other's... lol. I'm not trying to make a sob story, that's not my style.. I just figured I had a chance to earn it back on Sythe.org.
P.S. If this is any way against the rules, or is in the wrong section.. I sincerely apologize. I tried my best to conform to the rules of the forums, read the rules once over, and had a series of messages with RsProd. If I am in the wrong, please inform me, and I will repair it.

 

weird service, good luck tho!

 

Aww, thank-you, bro!
Yeah, it's a bit of an odd predicament I'm in. However, I recently was given a brand-new $600 laptop, that I think I may very well sell on here for some RSGP.. I may be in luck, eh?

ALSO, BUMP.