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Does anyone go to a school where the operate those cute little exchange trip things with your foreign penpals?
My school has a fetish for it, and i just love how the germans come into the school, every year, and you see them again, and each time they just get taller and taller and they change etc.
Last year, they were all sweet, and with pink bags, pony tails, this year they are all post puberty emos, we call them pugemos. Its insane.
The funniest part is visiting their country, living with their family etc... in my house, its dinner at 6pm, in my bedroom, alone, with some crappy tescos microwave meal. For the germans, its a 20 foot sausage for tea, with the whole family sitting in the dining room, they dont talk to each other, just eat like robots.
We all went to one of our mates paypal's house, and he is in an extended family, 4 kids, 2 parents, 2 grand parents. When we were all left alone with these 100+ year olds grand parents, they begin talking about the war, and hitler, shit like that, and we had this 1 kid with us, right flaming homo, and he is sitting next to the grandma, everyone knows he is gay, and we all thought she sensed it, she then begins talking endlessly about what they did to gays, and she then says, there is something i have been wanting to do for a LONG time, at this moment, we all think... its to kill a gay, so gerry (the gay) is practically crying when this biddy comes out with a long object behind her back, we all think its a shotgun, she whips around and bang, she hits the cealing, " KEEP IT DOWN YOU IDIOTS ", she was reported to have said to the students playing loud music upstairs.
That is the day gerry shit his pants.
it was a lol situation for all of us,
Then it was midday tea or something like that, so she goes into the kitches and pulls out a few dishes, and a trolly with some dodgy weird cow penis or something on it, "curry saugage" was actually what its called, which looks like this:
Tasted nice though
but me being a newfag etc. will make the whole story just seem crap, post negative comments, much welcome.
My school has a fetish for it, and i just love how the germans come into the school, every year, and you see them again, and each time they just get taller and taller and they change etc.
Last year, they were all sweet, and with pink bags, pony tails, this year they are all post puberty emos, we call them pugemos. Its insane.
The funniest part is visiting their country, living with their family etc... in my house, its dinner at 6pm, in my bedroom, alone, with some crappy tescos microwave meal. For the germans, its a 20 foot sausage for tea, with the whole family sitting in the dining room, they dont talk to each other, just eat like robots.
We all went to one of our mates paypal's house, and he is in an extended family, 4 kids, 2 parents, 2 grand parents. When we were all left alone with these 100+ year olds grand parents, they begin talking about the war, and hitler, shit like that, and we had this 1 kid with us, right flaming homo, and he is sitting next to the grandma, everyone knows he is gay, and we all thought she sensed it, she then begins talking endlessly about what they did to gays, and she then says, there is something i have been wanting to do for a LONG time, at this moment, we all think... its to kill a gay, so gerry (the gay) is practically crying when this biddy comes out with a long object behind her back, we all think its a shotgun, she whips around and bang, she hits the cealing, " KEEP IT DOWN YOU IDIOTS ", she was reported to have said to the students playing loud music upstairs.
That is the day gerry shit his pants.
it was a lol situation for all of us,
Then it was midday tea or something like that, so she goes into the kitches and pulls out a few dishes, and a trolly with some dodgy weird cow penis or something on it, "curry saugage" was actually what its called, which looks like this:
Tasted nice though
but me being a newfag etc. will make the whole story just seem crap, post negative comments, much welcome.
