Everyone.. someone.. help me please? : (

[hm0ng]

They sell this "detox" drink at GNC. It's like $30. It works, trust me. I used this a while back. I worked nights which means Sunday night through Thursday night. Well, I smoked weed & did XTC on Friday & Saturday night. Sunday night I was told I had to take a drug test on Monday afternoon because I kept stalling. To make a long story short, I bought that drink and I passed. Make sure you drink it then piss a few times before you take the actual drug test. My stupid cousin didn't and took his first piss at the drug test. Obviously he failed.

 

[teh 1337 pwner]

Cranberry juice works very well, more than water does. I'm not just googling this to provide an answer, it's from past experiences with friends and such.

 

[x0wallace0x]

I would say take water pills, they actually work.. Don't do it during school they make you pee like a russian race horse

 

[deadzone]

as some others have said drinking a ton of water does work.

 

[reddogwwa]

Get a little jar and tell your friend (who's clean) to pee in it. Tighten the jar and save it for your big day. =)

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

Get a little jar and tell your friend (who's clean) to pee in it. Tighten the jar and save it for your big day. =)

lol that'd be so gross carrying a jar of someone elses piss around with you.

 

[Titoalba]

I've read that you must drink alot of water.

 

[Highest Aces]

You'd probably have better chances of pa/issing the test if you told us about it 3 or 4 days ago.

That's true!

 

[tutoneppis]

I would recommend not going its not worth the embarrasment. Just re-schedule the appointment.

 

[aMfc]

get a pump pee in it and put it in your head of the dick and then youll have clean tests

 

[reddogwwa]

lol that'd be so gross carrying a jar of someone elses piss around with you.

Its been done...not by me I don't smoke. But I had a friend who did it and it worked perfectly he said. He smoked the night before haha.

Edit: Its not like its hard either...they don't make you get on a 5 foot podium to take the piss. You do it in a bathroom by yourself.

 

[Ss2]

You can pass the test, just drink ALOT of water; but be sure to pee it out or

youll drown yourself. Water is pure, dont drink anything else as this will over-

coat. Be sure to take a Multi-vitamin 6 hours before you go.

Also, this might sound far fetched, but if they dont watch you pee, spit a little

in it. This will un-balance the urine sample.

 

[Ss2]

get a pump pee in it and put it in your head of the dick and then youll have clean tests

Can you say OW? Lmao. >_<

 

Hmm let see
you should of never have started you dumbass
I hope you get caught

 

[AreS-]

LOTS of cranberry juice and urination. Take a water release pill.

 

[Abused Ducks]

Detox+Cranberry.
Or get someone elses piss..

 

[Tezlin]

Hmm let see
you should of never have started you dumbass
I hope you get caught

Aren't you that gay kid from the spam forum?

On topic: Water and detox kits are your friends. Or, try as hard as you can to reschedule the appointment. Make yourself sick or something similar.

 

[333]

drink vitamin water lol... 4-6 bottles wouldn't hurt+lots of flavors to choose

 

Aren't you that gay kid from the spam forum?

On topic: Water and detox kits are your friends. Or, try as hard as you can to reschedule the appointment. Make yourself sick or something similar.

Words cant describe the amount of Irony in your post.

 

[Tezlin]

Words cant describe the amount of Irony in your post.

That you actually are gay? Oh god. D: