Ever had Strange/awekward experiences?

Have you guys ever had some weird experiences?

Mine :

When my sister found some Adult content on my history when i forgot to delete hitsory :S

POST AWAY !

 

came back high from friends and my parents told me not to smoke

 

Often yelling at people who I think are other people. Also making phyiscal contact and realizing its not who I thought it was.

 

sending a picture of my gf's initials shaved in my pubes to my mom :l

NOT FUCKING COOL

 

Sadly i am, i just looked up in my phone m and thought "megan" was the only one under that but apparently i changed my moms name in my contact list from "Alexandra" to mom :l .. sent without looking...

edit:600th Post ^_^ , baaaad post for it

 

she just asked why im sending dirty pictures and who it was too. while i was sleeping she took (im not sure what) and broke the camera on my phone. this was 4 months ago, my new one has a camera and my mom is saved as 111111 so i dont send her shit

 

Went to slap my girlfriend on the ass at school once, and it turned out to be one of her male friends with long hair wearing her jacket.

 

My ex-girlfriend's mom walked in on us during sex. She didn't say anything. She was there for at least a few minutes before either of us noticed.

Inb4 someone calls bullshit, but whatever. I swear on my life I'm not joking lmao.

 

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Slow down, buddy.



It happened yesteraday, I was sliding down the school stair rail, and as i got to the bottom, I was going REALLY slow. Then I fall over on my back. I got laughed at, and my ass hit the rail, so it hurt.

 

My sister walked in on masturbating. Not cool. Not cool.

 

Lol, this is why I ALWAYS delete my history, and double check it.

On the first date with my current gf i elbowed her in the head pretty hard. I went to put my arm around her and she leaned forward not knowing i was moving my arm. That was really awkward. Luckily she just laughed it off, so it was all good.

 

Yeah, it was her mom though. She was a creepy Brazilian bitch. She just stood there until one of us noticed her and even then she didn't say much just told us to stop. She was SO creepy.

 

Loads and Loads, but most recent, wasn't to me, i was in college with my mates and we got a new guy in my class, he was trying to fit in acting jack the lad, telling us how he used to do karate etc how he's a black belt, (im a black belt in taekwondo but retired not to long ago) and was like alright lets do a bit of sparring just for a laugh, i was just kicking the air playing about and i accidently clipped his head, not hard but it annoyed him, he tried to do some next jacky chan spinning kick, he fell on his face and a HUGE scrape like graze on the front of his face, my friends were videong it and they sent it around the class, wasnt a good 1st day for him :embar:

Suppose it was more of an embarassing moment then an akward one, but i guess he musta felt really akward walking back to class etc etc.

 

When People Were Over At My House And Their Were Alot Of Cars And Thought One Was My Dads Because It Looked The Same. And I Saw Someone Taking A Walk Down Street Thought It Was My Dad Started Yelling And Screaming Running Up To Him Just To Figure Out It Was My Neighbor(i Was Little Then)



Embarresed The Crap Outa Me

 

I'm almost a black belt in TKD

Wow, that's stupid. I mean I've done something like that but in an organized sparring match. Plus I would never try to do a like, tornado kick to someone irl, not gonna work 90% of the time.

 

i think so lol.

 

i did for a while but i moved like 2 or 3 years ago =)

 

Dude how thick are you're pubes?

I've facebook chatted the wrong lily

 

I hit an icecream truck with my car.
free ice cream was distributed by the people who stole it out of the truck.
hell yeah mayn.

 

rofl @ the free ice cream by people who stole it.
You hit it pretty hard then ?