Ever been "walked in on"?

Messiah101 · Jan 15, 2009

No but I was caught with porn in the history a few times.

Weezy F. Baby · Jan 15, 2009

Never got caught, luckily..

A Skylit Drive · Jan 15, 2009

I have WALKED IN ON! I WAS LIKE WTF CLOSED THE DOOR AND FUCKIN LAUGHED SO HARD

Brazzers · Jan 15, 2009

When I was 13, or 12, I was masturbating and I thought I locked the door.. My 3 year old cousins were over and, they opened the door when I was cumming.

They're like, "(My name) what are you doing?" and I run with my pants off and my penis full of jizz and my hand full of jizz,a nd i kickt hem out of room and close door..

g spoter02 · Jan 15, 2009

Poopsock said: ↑

One time I was pounding my boyfriend's ass with my hard fucking cock. His asshole was all wet and creamy, and was just tightening around my throbbing rock solid cock. Each time I thrusted, deeper and deeper, his moans would get louder and louder.

My father has downs syndrome, and he was hopping like a rabbit down the hall in the nude. (a shirt was hanging off of his dick though) He came racing in. We were surprised and yelled out. Well, my dad yelled too, except he thinks that yelling is table salt, so he ended up in a coughing fit. Once his fit ended, we just stared at each other. I could see if penis slowly erecting. He approached us, and said, "abmahs gimme LUBE". We handed him the lube that we were using. He must have poured the whole bottle on his throbbing dick. He charged at my boyfriends asshole like a lance. He fucked my boyfriend as my boyfriend thrusted at my asshole. We had a train going. And just like that, a chain reaction of ejaculations occurred. My dad whipped his dick out of my boyfriend's asshole as to not get him pregnant. He came all over my dick and boobs. I guess downs guys have gigantic loads! I was soaked. In the meantime, I was ejaculating all over my boyfriends dick as he kissed me. Then we all got in bed and snuggled.
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LMFAO

Dr1p Dr0p · Jan 15, 2009

Never been caught, but almost before.

juvenilepunk · Jan 15, 2009

I'm a 16 year old hermaphidite so you tell me.

AnonDelivers · Jan 16, 2009

Never been caught wacking, been caught watching porn one time.

FlubbyWubs · Jan 16, 2009

Eh, I doubt it.

I honestly can say I don't know. When I jerk I get into it, and everything else gets blocked out. A heard of elephants could have came crashing threw my window and I would not flinch.

P.S. Im back !!!

butur2kool2 · Jan 16, 2009

Yea, have been caught, Mom walks in and I put my hands behind my head like nothing happened.. Anyway whoa, it scared me, one time my Mom walked in and I kept on jerking and then she's like: Whoa, what are you doing? Lol.

eias · Jan 16, 2009

Nope,my room door is a damn vault door,only i can open it.

$tom · Jan 16, 2009

thanatos920 said: ↑

Never been caught masterbating BUT many times with my ex girlfriend.

1) Had a bunk bed without the bottom bunk (sorry don't know the proper name for these.) and we were going at it too hard and wound up bumping the desk bellow and knocking over a fishtank, my dad rushed in to find a nude 15 year old me trying to mod it up quickly with my pants (which weren't on.). (I'm 19 now lol.)

2) Parents actually came home once while I was banging my ex on the counter top, we thought we would hear the door, but well in the heat of the moment we didn't. Got one hell of a lecture for that shit, and had to scrub the counter for hours before my step mom shut the f*** up about it. My dad found it amusing though I could tell. (was still 15 that time.)

3) Didn't get walked in on, but my ex and I were doing our thing on the kitchen table this time and it broke. I probably could have come up with some stupid story or another, but my ex's tush was on resting right where the crack for the insert was when it broke and it gashed her when she fell on it and it opened. Had to get her to the hospital and they called her parents, wasn't pretty to be honest. (Was 16 that time.)

4) Back in 07 when I was still leading a clan in rs, I accidentally left teamspeak on with the mic on (haven't used ts in a while so I don't remember what the service is called, but you can set it to stay on without pushing the button.) We had just had a clan war so it was stuck on. Needless to say it was one of the funniest moments of my 17 year old life with my ex, finished her off to turn on my speakers and hear a bunch of twelve year olds going "OH THANA OH OH OH THANA!" (yes my girlfriends call me Thanatos, it's far more than an internet handle.) and one of them even recorded it. 45 minutes long, funny part was at first they thought I was watching porn XD.

NOW FOR WITH MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND!

5) Last year (18 at the time (STILL 07)) first time my girlfriend and I had sex week after I broke up with my ex (technically week before. But I'd been trying to break up with her for months so lets not go there and pretend it was the week after. Everyone I knew thought I'd already broke up with her anyways lol. NO i'm not proud I cheated, but at the same time NO i don't give a fuck cause she was a dumb irritating cunt.) My rents were supposed to be gone for a month and came back 4 days early in the middle of the night (THE first night me and my girlfriend hooked up too.) I thought someone was breaking in, my current girlfriend was putting on her bra and trying to get dressed without me seeing while I marched nonchalontly out into the living room in nothing wielding my Katana, needless to say that was a rather awkward conversation explaining why there was A) a woman in my bed and B) why it wasn't Emilie now my Dad calls when they're close to being home (moving out in the summer though but at least I'll have had 2 years of privacy ).

6) THE BEST TIME I EVER got caught, was about 2 weeks after number 5) we were in my car at the park (since going back to my place was out of the question for a while .) and public security caught us. The guy was funny as hell though, he WAITED till we were finished (Which was at least a good 15 minutes from when I saw and ignored the headlights entering the parks parking lot, after all if you're caught your caught, and if it's just some paserby, let em pass by. No point in stopping until you got to.) then when I open'd the door to let some air into the smug hot car and defog the windows the Lights and siren went. Was pretty funny, went out in nothing but my jeans, and the guy gave me a warning (would have loved a ticket would have been worth it just to frame it and put it on my wall XD.) was epic.

7) THE LAST time I got caught, was with my girl at the laundramat, it closes at 10PM in our friends apartment building, but she's friends with the super intendent so she has a key, and naturally we borrowed it to have some fun on the spin cycle. The owner of the building walked in on us (we NEVER expected it to happen since the owner is only there like once every two months and usually not at 10:30PM) wound up streaking getting back to my place before she could call the cops.

Yeah those are pretty much my list of times I've been caught doing the deed. THese aren't counting all the condom wrapers my rents have found in places they shouldnt have been (When I first got my dog last year he used to love taking them out of the trash and surprised my parents with a used condom last year while they were eating dinner, got in trouble for that one too.).

Anywho hope a few of you get some laughs out of this

Thanatos.
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Now that is some funny shit right there, how long did that take to write?
damn thats long

Fourty · Jan 16, 2009

Luckily *knock knock* have never been caught.

tutoneppis · Jan 16, 2009

My dads obviously seen the history on my PC a couple of times but hes never said anything.
I was round my freind Jake's house we were jammin on myspace, then all of a sudden he went to his en-suite, then hes "Nan"(Grandmother) Came in with his washing and went straight for the bathroom,yeah he got caught. We were just creasing she didnt even say anything.

Ibuypinmonthly · Jan 16, 2009

Never got caught when I was doing it but I have stopped since may 2008 when I started reading PUA books....

dark spaj · Jan 16, 2009

NO never caught jerking but with porn i have once.. that was back in the day when i knew nothing about deleting history..now im internet safe =)

eias · Jan 16, 2009

Poopsock said: ↑

One time I was pounding my boyfriend's ass with my hard fucking cock. His asshole was all wet and creamy, and was just tightening around my throbbing rock solid cock. Each time I thrusted, deeper and deeper, his moans would get louder and louder.

My father has downs syndrome, and he was hopping like a rabbit down the hall in the nude. (a shirt was hanging off of his dick though) He came racing in. We were surprised and yelled out. Well, my dad yelled too, except he thinks that yelling is table salt, so he ended up in a coughing fit. Once his fit ended, we just stared at each other. I could see if penis slowly erecting. He approached us, and said, "abmahs gimme LUBE". We handed him the lube that we were using. He must have poured the whole bottle on his throbbing dick. He charged at my boyfriends asshole like a lance. He fucked my boyfriend as my boyfriend thrusted at my asshole. We had a train going. And just like that, a chain reaction of ejaculations occurred. My dad whipped his dick out of my boyfriend's asshole as to not get him pregnant. He came all over my dick and boobs. I guess downs guys have gigantic loads! I was soaked. In the meantime, I was ejaculating all over my boyfriends dick as he kissed me. Then we all got in bed and snuggled.
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10/10 Troll.

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