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[Konner]

I was bored and wanted to provoke more anger.
Let's see how far this one goes.

 

[ET Phone Home]

Lololololololol

but im not blak

 

[Konner]

And it begins.

 

[ET Phone Home]

Philip says (10:29 PM):
lool your hilarios but i dont wana be rude
John says (10:30 PM):
philip pilip we could be super hero best friends
but id be slightly better
but it'd be ok
Philip says (10:30 PM):
ohhhh
i see how it is
John says (10:31 PM):
well wait
like
maybe we could be like a siamese twin superhero
John says (10:32 PM):
but i'd get most of the liver
so technically you'd eventually die
but you'd be the cooler edgier one
Philip says (10:32 PM):
vat no
or wait
do i get a cape?
John says (10:32 PM):
well we would be connected at the liver
so we would kinda share
but maybe we could each get 1
Philip says (10:32 PM):
yaaaaa that would be awesome
John says (10:33 PM):
yeh but it would be sad cause since i have most of the liver
youd kinda shrivel up and die after like 10 years
Philip says (10:33 PM):
no my liver!1

John says (10:33 PM):
but like i totally wouldnt get you surgically removed
unless you wanted me to
Philip says (10:34 PM):
hmmm
i still wana be apart of you'
John says (10:34 PM):
well ya
but like what if there is a heaven
would you need to be buried to go ther
Philip says (10:35 PM):
hmmmmm
good point
go post that in the SFA section on sythe
John says (10:36 PM):
wat
Philip says (10:36 PM):
eat chocalate
John says (10:36 PM):
chocolate is like shit
John says (10:37 PM):
but it tstest gud
so does that mean i think shit tastes gud
Philip says (10:37 PM):
i think so.....
John says (10:37 PM):
o that bad huh
Philip says (10:37 PM):
ya....
John says (10:38 PM):
evon says (10:38 PM):
of course he would ! he's amazing lol
gay lo
teehee dont tell though!
friendship secrets!
Philip says (10:38 PM):
gayyyyyy
loooooool
John says (10:39 PM):
lololololol
secrets forever kk
you cunt!
you fucking cunt!
Philip says (10:39 PM):
looooool
im so sorry
John says (10:40 PM):
omg but were still best friends rit
Philip says (10:40 PM):
*hugs*
John says (10:40 PM):
how can you hug me if we're siamese
or is siamese not happening now
Philip says (10:40 PM):
were always hugging
John says (10:41 PM):
yeah i guess so LOL
man it must suck really hard to be siamese
but good stuff too so w/e
Philip says (10:42 PM):
ya yaaaa
John says (10:42 PM):
so u makin coukies i thot
Philip says (10:43 PM):
you said ytouwere!
John says (10:43 PM):
oh fuck were not gonna make it in time for the bake sale!

 

[wtp]

Ohhh no my liver

 

[Cfrey]

He is phoning home :O

 

[ET Phone Home]

but srsly i accidently sat down to fast and my penis went into my ass what i do

 

[mr3army]

 

[Damien0124]

oh me gawd

 

[Konner]

but srsly i accidently sat down to fast and my penis went into my ass what i do

It was extraordinarily tempting to tell you to do a barrel roll, but that won't solve anything. I'd reccomend butter, but vaseline works. Also get some pliers.