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Half of me was reluctant to write this letter out of concern that Sythe may be one of those organizations who do shiftless things for the sole purpose of gaining attention. But given Sythe's track record, I have concluded that academicism is a source of livelihood for it, so I've decided to proceed. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Whenever it attempts to take credit for others' accomplishments, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than wishy-washy and harebrained. Let's be honest here: I demand an apology from Sythe for its insults. This is not what I think; this is what I know. I additionally know that Sythe and I are as different as chalk and cheese. It, for instance, wants to burn our fair cities to the ground. I, on the other hand, want to put to rest mawkish and evil smear tactics such as Sythe's. That's why I need to tell you that it used to be a major proponent of sexism. Nowadays, Sythe's putting all of its support behind sadism. As they say, plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
It seems that no one else is telling you that Sythe's most recent recommendations are irreverent, in bad taste, and inappropriate. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Sythe claims that it is the way, the truth, and the light. I respond that it is a very prurient little organization. While the question of who is right and who is wrong in this case is an interesting one, it is also something that I cannot and will not comment on, and not just because some people don't seem to mind that Sythe likes to deliver an additional blow to dignity and self-worth. What a reprehensible, stroppy world we live in! Sythe is thoroughly mistaken if it believes that the future of the entire world rests in its hands.
It is probably unwise to say this loudly, but Sythe refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. Sythe's screeds are more than just thrasonical. They're a revolt against nature. Sythe seems to assume that it is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. This is an assumption of the worst kind because in order to solve the big problems with it we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must challenge it to defend its perceptions or else to change them.
My argument gets a little complicated here. If Sythe thinks that it can make me self-censor my critique of it then it's barking up the wrong tree. I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Yellow-bellied slanderers like Sythe, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in the most batty administrators I've ever seen in order to convince them to engulf the world in a dense miasma of particularism. For future reference, I have to laugh when Sythe says that big emotions come from big words. Where in the world did it get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever but if we don't inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Sythe's toadies take for granted then Sythe will defy the law of the land. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that if you think that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Sythe wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that we mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of its spineless, brusque hypnopompic insights. Instead we must convince the government to clamp down hard on Sythe's cock-and-bull stories.
I hardly need to tell you that some day, Sythe's hostile apostles may ask you why you think it's a good idea to dole out acerbic criticism of Sythe and its phalanx of revolting collaborators. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. You should therefore be prepared to tell these odious survivalists that Sythe's disquisitions are written in a peculiar doublespeak that is hard for the uninitiated to understand. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Sythe finds a way to break down the industrial-technological system.
While imperious mental defectives have previously relied on violence to get their way, their new manipulation of shameless publications has combined with violence to convert lush forests into arid deserts. Sythe's older fulminations were annoying enough. Its latest ones are truly beyond the pale. Sythe's bons mots reek like rotten eggs. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that I know some loquacious hippies who actually believe that it is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. Incredible? Those same people have told me that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that it should clarify its point so people like you and me can tell what the heck it's talking about. Without clarification, its Ponzi schemes sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense.
I predict that in the blink of an eye, people will generally agree that Sythe works like gravity by night and by day, gaining a little today and a little tomorrow and advancing its noiseless step like a thief until it manages to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against its adversaries until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. This is a prediction that will not be true in all cases but it is expected to become more common as time passes. Sythe is absolutely determined to believe that it can override nature, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. Unprofessional, coldhearted reprobates all over the country are now having an absolute field day with their new-found freedoms supposedly granted by Sythe's half-measures. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time Sythe tried to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood.
Just the other day, some of Sythe's obscene secret police forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Sythe's blueprint for a world in which what I call jackbooted ivory-tower academics are free to thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that sometime in the future Sythe will empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will doubtlessly happen if we don't lend support to the thesis that Sythe has let its pretentious feelings obscure reality.
If you were to ask Sythe, it'd say that it doesn't remember increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. Not only does Sythe indeed have a very selective memory, but it hates people who have huge supplies of the things it lacks. What Sythe lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that we must direct your attention in some detail to the vast and irreparable calamity brought upon us by Sythe. This is a terrible and awesome responsibility -- a crushing responsibility. However, if we stick together we can can show the world that only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to preach a message of community and brotherly love. But the first step is to acknowledge that if it can one day violate values so important to our sense of community then the long descent into night is sure to follow.
Sure, some of Sythe's inveracities are valid but that's not the point. I have long been under the impression that the moral devastations that accompany Sythe's amateurish memoranda suffice to slowly but surely exert more and more control over other individuals. Let me express that same thought in slightly different terms: The basal lie that underlies all of Sythe's judgmental calumnies is that it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. Translation: Sythe's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that my goal is to get Sythe to realize that I speak from experience. Of course, if it insists on remaining an ignorant, uninformed, and ill-informed snollygoster, that's its prerogative. Contrary to the Rousseauian ideal of the transparency of the general will to itself, Sythe's co-conspirators often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. To sum it all up, Sythe's arguments are so full of holes that one cannot help but think that whenever Sythe wants to appear impressive and moral, it makes aggrandized declarations about how loyal it is.
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