Epic Sexyness....

Bilbo:

So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous trolls, and they're all arguing amoungst themselves about how they were going to cook us, whether we'd be turned on a spit, or whether they should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly

But they spent so much time arguing the whether-tos and why-fors that the sun's first light crept over the top of the trees - poof - and turned them all into stone


Bilbo:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

 

Bilbo Baggins.