Emperor Nero Vs. TradeFortress

[TradeFortress]

Good luck, 3 bars due whenever. It shouldn't take long to write once I get home.

Rules: No biting, recycling, or bitching - Basically you just can't use something I wrote if I post first to diss me in your verse or using a concept or a rhyme that somebody else made. Recycling is using your old verses or someone else.

 

[Lame]

Tradefortress made a gay mess
He sucked it all up and didn't even make a fuss.
His boyfriend pleasured him in the bum
You later turned around and played with his rump.

 

[Delta Squad]

uh this shit again.. fuck off thug life

 

[TradeFortress]

I'm white and country at heart

 

[Emperor Nero]

There once was a faggot OP
who thought he was some kind of adderall fiend
So I wrote him this rhyme
to give him some time
to stop being such a faggot.

-Takes bow.-


Nigga be trollin'. Notice my careful use of slant rhyme in the first two lines, and the free verse nature of the punch line.

 

[TradeFortress]

Wow Emperor_Nero that was the gayest shit I've heard in years
congratulations faggot, you got me bleeding out my ears
I'm about to open up a can of whoop-ass on Emperor N.
Or should I say the faggot who got banned twice for "just being him"
I don't care if ya like me, I pop these addies like candy
EN's the one we be seeing on the streets giving handies
For like a quarter or the like
I've been up 56 hours, someone pass this fucking mic

 

[Emperor Nero]

Apparently there is some kind of forum post mic
and some forum post lights on a forum post stage
that causes the OP some sort of forum post rage.
I didn't even read his post because this is retarded,
and I don't even know how it got started.
But I think all of my posts from now on are going to be raps,
it's going to be a big attack from a multisyllabic vocab.

 

[TradeFortress]

Ur last line was the best.


Yo Em you're the one who said to start this
Am I tripping? Or are you just retarded.
I got the fish scale ready slit ya throat open
Always connectin because I'm on that dope potion
Where the fuck is the bottle of lotion
I can't masterbate unless there's chicks watching me
and I can't do math unless an Asians taughtin me
And Im so fucking tired but I can not go to sleep
I'm fucking 6 feet deep under in a fucking slumber of white hot light
It's no wonder that mother fucker gumber in sunburnt
Feel free to attack me and I will lyricall blast thee
More rhymes from you and I will make you see three
of me? No of punches faster than Spike Lee
Rolling up to the club drunk as fuck
Playing Pinnacle with powderpuffs while I pass out and get butt fucked
Living the life of +1 up, but I got downed when my injury snuck up
Wow I was like a posterchild now I'm stuck with no way out. This nut I need to bust
Holy fuck I am so gone, let's go fly to Hong Kong
Pick up a bong taht's like 10ft long and rip it until Kingdom Cahm
OR stay back and watch this faggot spit, WOW he's a lyrical genius
Playing with my penis while I watch your girl twerk and I just realized I forgot to dump the dead body out of my trunk before I left work haha
Leave these mothers dead and laughing like haha
So where's her bra-bra I got to hide it before the cops knock



I didn't read to check my rhyme scheme I'm way to fucking tired but I can't pass out cus they fucking addies. Someone keep it going.

 

[iFreshMez]

An OP haiku
he is a major Faggot
please die OP lel

 

[Emperor Nero]

An OP haiku
he is a major Faggot
please die OP lel

Your haiku is the best dude,
it's not the rest: smooth.
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Nigga.

 

[Lame]

I hinder my words
Majinder is my name
Im known for my fame
My online alias is schoolboyq
And no im not gay
Nor paki

 

[TradeFortress]

IfreshMez, suck my dick head
You can't rap, or write. Cuz.

 

[iFreshMez]

I am schoolboy Q
terrorist from Pakistan
watch me go boom lel

 

[iFreshMez]

I am tradefortress
who is tradefortress you ask
Nobody cares lel

 

[Emperor Nero]

Drugs are bad kids look at ifreshmez,
he done crack and it broke his head.


I request this thread title be changed to Spam Forum Poetry Jam.

 

OP's rhymes are weak

 

[iFreshMez]

Emporer Nero
Be in my awesome Sig please
you are a cool dude

 

[Emperor Nero]

Nero is the victor!

Okay, I'll be in your sig. GOGOGO.

 

lol "For like a quarter or the like" what kind of line is that

nero actually got some skills in post #7

 

[Emperor Nero]

If I tried, my verbal mastication skills would mascerate the OP. All he could do was sit there an masturbate, and scream "Masta wait!" when I walk away from his poor lines.