EMBARASSING- GF's mom caught me AC SLatering!

[Gregory12]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

 

[caps lock]

LMAOOROFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORORFL OMFG DUDE ROFL LMASSOOOOOO

Seriously. You Sir, are fucked.

I suggest you change school/country.

 

[Swan]

You'll die if anyone else finds out?

1) People have just found out.
2) woot, there goes another attention seeker.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

 

[wired17]

LMFAO that would suck dick... NOT going to lie....and honestly.. WHY would you try somthing like that at your gf's house?

i would have
1. NOT done that
2.said occupied when i heard footsteps coming closer..
3. try this shit when i get home..

 

[Wendy]

So far Swan and Cruel are the only intelligent lifeforms on this thread..

Get real you jokers..
He's obviously lying for attention.. The other day he posted some bullshit about killing his unborn child and now this..

I'm guessing he copy/pastes this shit from a blog or something..
This kid is the biggest loser on Sythe.

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

OMG laughed my freakin ass of
feel kinda bad foryou.

 

[Raunch It K]

lmaoo ur full of it...

no one is that stupid enough to do that

 

[Wendy]

As if he could ever get with a real girl in the first place...

 

[Atomic]

Lulz I Rikey Ur Copypastaz.