Sorry I'm in pyjamas but I just got off the P.J. (Private Jet)

And last party we had, they shut down Pri've.
(Ain't that where the heat play?)
Yup.
(Niggaz hate ballers these dayz)
Yup.
Ain't that Like Lebron James?
Ain't that just like D Wade?

So whose going to be balling out in some clubs or parties this Saturday night and whose gonna be chloeing at home behind their computer monitor again?

 

Why are you taking shots at chloe when you haven't seen the sunlight in 3 months?

 

Savage

 

actually I could just take the $100 i would spend tonight and stay home and buy overwatch.

 

it's called pre drinking you gook so you don't spend a shit load in town

 

Gin is tricky, 1 shot = tipsy, 3 shots = room spinning finna throw this shit up.

Probably because its 47% and keto makes you get drunker faster so it's hard for me to pre properly so that i'm still drunk by the time i get into the clubs but not too drunk so that my life is fucked up when i get there

 

Damn your life must be great

 

@Deathsnova Pace yourself with it instead, slow and steady wins the race imo when it comes to lasting

 

fuck me i made a whole drink but im like 2 sips away from gone.jpg

heres what im banging

ubers here

gottta go quick

 

Fuck most fucked up shit.

Get a phone call from the takeaway from place I applied to. I'm drunk in a club and I can't hear shit so I don't know I walk outside and call him back and he's all like 'how long have you been driving' I say 'uhhh 2 months' he's like '6 months?' I'm like 'yeah 6 months' he's like 'are you confident' I'm like yeah. He's like I Wanna see you tomorrow with your license

Fuck I don't even have a license, I have a sheet of paper from the transport office saying I can drive. I've been on the road for 4 days. Wtf am I gonna do

 

Having liver failure is always better then staring at a screen.

 

henny fendi

 

free @djweasel

 

I seriously hope you're joking... I finished an entire fifth of gin (granted it was 90 proof and not 94 proof like yours which doesn't make a difference at all) during a road trip to Carolina Cup this year and was hammered when I arrived but I was still able to stay alive. 3 shots get you blackout? lmao

 

It is pretty low tolerance but there's nothing wrong with being a cheap drunk my dude

 

Are you retarded or just too dumb to read?

 

idk dude one of my brothers is on a keto diet tryna reduce fat n shit for bodybuilding and he drinks like a motherfucker. i think ur just a pussy.

 

I feed off monitor light

Its like sun

 

OP drink's alone