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Easy way to fake sick for (work/school).

Heretosellarange2her

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It is very common but the methods i've seen basically end up being water or milk.
You could always get hammered and bam you look sick but they'll smell that.
So start off with eating oatmeal. Eat something yellow that you have, then eat something brown. The oatmeal looks like puke but will upon further expection will show that it is in-so-facto is oatmeal so thats why I added that.
Then chug roughly 1 gallon-2 gallons of water or whatever you have. When you get to work/school stick your finger down your throat and trigger the "gag" reflex thus causing you to vomit this actual looking puke.
It's an old trick I know, but as I used this last week Wensday and it worked. The thing about this is the you must have to be within say 10-20 minutes of eating this then going to work/school.
It'll actually make your stomach to upper treachea actually feel "sick" for 30 minutes after.
So I know all of you will be "Everyone knows this your not smart for posting this" frankly its the spam forum.
 
eh if you're of age to get hammered, you're of age to say fuck it to work. Anything before that just needs to get passed mommy and daddy....the rest don't care, they'll just fire/fail you.
 
Well Guraton, mind if I use the last part as a life moto? Been looking for one and ain't been motivated to do shit for a while. That just made me feel like doin something. Gracias.
 
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