First off. No, I will not go first. I don't give a flying fuck that I'm new to this site.. which I'm not. I've been browsing this site for a long time, contacting people without having to register (because they include their msn address.. dipshit). I know how much scamming goes on here, and I'm not risking it. So unless your name is fucking "Sythe"... don't ask.
For those of you who believe I am lying, I have taken a picture of the website: www.cracked.com as it appears on my iPad. If you would navigate to that website you'll see that those articles on the front page are from today and have never been previously released.
I have a total of thirty two items for sale:
iPad (16GB 3G/Wifi)
- Brand New,
- No Scratches or Wear & Tear,
- Has 26 days of a 1 month 3G plan. 1900/2000MB left (C&C Information will obviously be deleted prior to shipment)
- On a side note, I may sell my iTunes account. It comes with: Prison Break (Season One, Two, Three & Four) House (Seasons Four, Five and Six) and about 150$ worth of Music (Flobots, Three Days Grace, etc.) All you're going to have to do is call Apple and ask for a re-download of all the items on the account.
- If you need proof of any of the above, ask for further pictures.
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Xbox 360 (120GB)
- Perfect Condition
- 8 Games on the hard drive (Dead Space, Oblivion (All DLC installed), GTA San Andreas, GTA IV, Plants Vs. Zombies, Uno, Bomberman Live, Mass Effect)
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iPod Touch (8GB) - First Generation
- No scratches whatsoever on screen
- Optional: You can buy my iTunes account with it. See iPad section for further details.
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- Nintendo DS lite
- Sony PSP
- Playstation 2 - Compact Edition
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Smaller items include:
- House Season One, Two & Three
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
- Call of Duty: Black Ops
- Halo 3 ODST
- Halo 3
- Halo Wars
- Halo Reach
- Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Fallout 3 (Game of the year edition)
- Fallout New Vegas (Brand spanking new)
- Left 4 Dead 2
- Oblivion (Game of the year edition)
- Doctor Who - Season Two
- The Simpsons: Season Eight
- Apple Wireless Keyboard
- Apple Wireless Mouse
- Apple Headphones
- Pokemon Platinum
- Action Replay (DS)
- Xbox 360 Wifi Adapter
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Currently I'm open to the following options:
- Runescape Account (Singular, High Leveled, A crap load of cash)
- Paypal
- Western Union
- Trade
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You can contact me at: [email protected]
Post here if you'd like to make an offer.
I'll repeat myself one last time: if you mention me going first, I will block you.
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It can haz be proof tiem?
Enjoy drooling.
For those of you who believe I am lying, I have taken a picture of the website: www.cracked.com as it appears on my iPad. If you would navigate to that website you'll see that those articles on the front page are from today and have never been previously released.
I have a total of thirty two items for sale:
iPad (16GB 3G/Wifi)
- Brand New,
- No Scratches or Wear & Tear,
- Has 26 days of a 1 month 3G plan. 1900/2000MB left (C&C Information will obviously be deleted prior to shipment)
- On a side note, I may sell my iTunes account. It comes with: Prison Break (Season One, Two, Three & Four) House (Seasons Four, Five and Six) and about 150$ worth of Music (Flobots, Three Days Grace, etc.) All you're going to have to do is call Apple and ask for a re-download of all the items on the account.
- If you need proof of any of the above, ask for further pictures.
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Xbox 360 (120GB)
- Perfect Condition
- 8 Games on the hard drive (Dead Space, Oblivion (All DLC installed), GTA San Andreas, GTA IV, Plants Vs. Zombies, Uno, Bomberman Live, Mass Effect)
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iPod Touch (8GB) - First Generation
- No scratches whatsoever on screen
- Optional: You can buy my iTunes account with it. See iPad section for further details.
--------
- Nintendo DS lite
- Sony PSP
- Playstation 2 - Compact Edition
--------
Smaller items include:
- House Season One, Two & Three
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
- Call of Duty: Black Ops
- Halo 3 ODST
- Halo 3
- Halo Wars
- Halo Reach
- Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Fallout 3 (Game of the year edition)
- Fallout New Vegas (Brand spanking new)
- Left 4 Dead 2
- Oblivion (Game of the year edition)
- Doctor Who - Season Two
- The Simpsons: Season Eight
- Apple Wireless Keyboard
- Apple Wireless Mouse
- Apple Headphones
- Pokemon Platinum
- Action Replay (DS)
- Xbox 360 Wifi Adapter
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Currently I'm open to the following options:
- Runescape Account (Singular, High Leveled, A crap load of cash)
- Paypal
- Western Union
- Trade
------------------------------------------------
You can contact me at: [email protected]
Post here if you'd like to make an offer.
I'll repeat myself one last time: if you mention me going first, I will block you.
------------------------------------------------
It can haz be proof tiem?
Enjoy drooling.
