I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo

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  1. Unread #1 - Sep 2, 2015 at 12:36 AM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo. Ever since I was a boy I dreamt of filling other people's orifices. People say to me that a person being a dildo is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install silicone tentacles, lubricant based sweat glands and a battery powered rotary swivel button on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo" and respect my right to fuck and fuck needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a dildophobe and need to check your sex toy privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Sep 2, 2015 at 10:29 AM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    You're out of control
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Sep 2, 2015 at 12:20 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    kisses.
     
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo is a newfag.
     
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Should I be expecting tumblr posts of this?
     
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Ur still an fegit
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Sep 4, 2015 at 9:09 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    ur not alone
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Sep 5, 2015 at 11:30 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    getting lots of hate, this is not ok
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Sep 6, 2015 at 10:11 AM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Do you even know what esoteric means?
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Sep 6, 2015 at 10:25 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Yes. It means large in size, stature, or to have an enormous amount.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Sep 7, 2015 at 10:24 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Op probably doesn't even Lovecraft
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Sep 7, 2015 at 10:44 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    done the first, never crafted yet tho
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Sep 8, 2015 at 2:14 AM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    Free skill training 1-99 but you have to vouch I'm new here and trying to get trusted
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Sep 8, 2015 at 2:15 AM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
    i cant, i dont got a sythe acc. soz
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Sep 8, 2015 at 11:44 PM
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    I sexually identify as an Esoteric Cthulhu Dildo
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