Most employers, or at least smart employers, don't piss test. They folical test because you can't beat that.
I think it is about 3 - 4 weeks for a folical test, a blood test is about the same. So if they send you to a clinic for a physical and a drug test then expect it to be a minimum of 4 weeks.
Hair tests are very expensive, so they are rarely used. I've never known any employer personally that uses anything other than a piss test. It does depend on the job though. I've heard that getting hired at a casino or some companies that involve driving actually do use hair tests. I wouldn't worry about it though, assuming you're applying for a basic close to minimum wage job.
Lmao are you serious. All you have to do is drink a shit load of water before you get tested. I smoked weed on and off my wrestling season once, my freshman year, and one day the principal called me up from practice to get tested. I was scared because I actually smoked the day before, so I went into the bathroom and drank as much water as I could hold and drank more when he brought me to the place. You can hold them off by saying you can't go and they will give you water, which is what I did and like 30 minutes later I pissed and it came up clean
This is just plain wrong. You got lucky. Nothing else. Any other time, you would have been busted for obviously trying to dilute your urine by drinking a lot of water. Some drug tests even test your creatinine levels, which decreases from drinking large amounts of water.
First off, there is no way of knowing exactly how long it'll take to get THC out of your system. Everyone's body is different. I've dealt with drug tests for the last 9-10 years and I know that for me, it takes 7-10 days to get THC out of my system from smoking multiple times a day for several months at a time. I've even smoked 24 hours before a test and passed it without even trying to fool it. That's considered especially good though. I've known people smaller than me and it took them over a month after smoking heavily for some time. Other drugs takes 1-4 days. Of course the safest thing to do is just quit smoking for a little while. You could buy a few drug tests and test yourself after 2-4 weeks. They usually cost $20-50 each at the store, but you can buy them in bulk online for much cheaper. I've never actually seen just a 1 panel drug test at the stores near me, but you might have them near you. I'd assume they're about $10-20 if you can find them.
Don't waste your time with detoxes. There is only one method that actually works and that's the dilution method. It's very simple and it has saved my ass on multiple occasions. I'm talking the expensive drug tests also that are used when you're on probation and employment ones too.
1. Not often, but some drug tests do test your creatinine levels, so you need to either eat red meat, which naturally contains creatine or even better, just buy some creatine supplements and start taking them everyday 2-3 days before your test. Supplements can be pretty expensive though, so I would just stick with getting it naturally if you don't plan on dealing with many drug tests in the future.
2. 4-6 hours before your test, start by drinking water. First, drink 2 8oz cups and then continue drinking 1 8oz cup every 15 minutes. Do this until your urine is completely clear, which should take about 6-10 cups.
3. Now the most important part. If you go in there pissing water, then they will just make you do it again another day or they might not hire you at all. So go to the store and buy some B2 vitamins. This will bring the color of your urine back to a natural yellow tint. Be sure that they're B2 and not B12. It can be difficult to find B2 sometimes and I made the mistake of taking B12 once. My piss ended up turning neon green, but luckily I ended up not getting tested that day. I'm pretty sure you can use a B-complex also, but I've always just used B2 to be safe. Start taking them about 2 hours before the test. Take about 5 times the recommended dosage to start and then take more if your urine is still not a natural looking color.
Once you go in there, you'll be pissing pretty much completely diluted urine, but it will actually look normal and they won't be able to tell the difference. There is of course no 100% guarantee you will pass, but you have a much better chance. I've also heard you can take about 4 Asprin 4-6 hours before the test and it will apparently fool it some. I've never done it without also doing the dilution method, so I can't really say whether or not it makes much of a difference if any.
then piss the THC out of your system! Good luck!
