| Alcohol | Sailor Jerry Rum Review | 1st Edition

As I've seen stated on many of Mika's threads, sounds like the people want some alcoholic reviews. I will attempt to bring this to the people of the SF.

Now, I drink vodka mostly. So people can comment that I'm a pussy for drinking dominantly vodka, but I will throw in some rum/whiskey/etc. I do drink a lot of beer as well.

I will take suggestions from other people as well. I usually only drink on the weekends so these reviews will typically happen once a week.

Enough with the bullshit, here we go.
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Sailor Jerry Rum​

This is one of my favorite rums for several reasons. However, the main reason is the way it makes you feel. It gives you that feeling of '0 fucks given'. You get the tough man mentality when drinking this stuff. I definitely would say this gives you one of the best DRUNK buzzes out there.



This shit can run you from 20$-40$ depending on where you live or the size of handle you buy.

This rum does have a vanilla type flavor to it but will then hit you with the deep burn of a typical rum. Some people will even say you'll get a hint of cinnamon. (I did not experience such thing).

I typically just take shots or pulls with this drink but have made some mix drinks with it. I've mixed with some Coke which is basic but the taste is quite nice. I've also made a 'Jerry Float' which is literally a rootbeer float with some Jerry's splashed in. Lemme tell you, very nice.

This drink is not for those that enjoy just a casual, light tasting drink. You will taste this no matter how much you try to dilute it with your other drink of choice. I advise this drink for the lovers of dark alcohol. It's definitely up there in terms of quality.

For the price you're paying, I'd recommend this drink to anyone from any type of class. Freshman in college all the way up to professionals.

In the bottle: 8/10
- Its a very cool looking bottle I'd have to say. Once you get down to the nitty gritty, you see a naked girl on the inside, back of the bottle. Definitely a plus.

Sitting in a glass: 7/10
-It gives off a nice type of amber/brown glow that sometimes mesmerizes you to stare at it for minutes. Real cool looking.

Into the mouth: 7/10
-Most rums burn instantly, but not Jerry. He treats you nice such as your nan's excretions sitting nicely on the tongue. You get the full effects of the flavor that it brings.

Swallow: 5/10
-You will feel a burn, you will feel something, you will probably shiver. This might be a downside for some people, but for the effects you get; quite worth it.

Overall: 8/10
- For the price you pay and the outcome you get, you will never go wrong with my buddy Jerry. I really recommend for those into dark alcohols, or for those that are looking for a type of alcohol that is dark.

I'm wrapping this up, lemme know what you think and I will take suggestions for my next drink.

Blacking out is always an option...always.

 

Vanilla and a tiny possible hint of cinnamon? Where can I get this in non-alcoholic form? I really know nothing about alcohol or what it does so this is interesting to me lol. I'd still never touch the stuff.

Okay, I think that's because you're drunk buddy!

2farm8, mi nan gud girl

 

It is quite a unique flavor, you can mix it in with your coke or something of the sort to get a little hint of it.

 

Vanilla rum... mmmm... I'm going to have to try this shit.

Review some craft beer, bro.

 

This review made me crave this...

 

make a vid lmao

 

So... What I took from this review is that you like to swallow. Anyone else get that?

 

When I flew back overseas from London to Canada I purchased 3 bottles of 40oz Sailor Jerry rum. Note this was in the duty free which is after you're searched for having to much liquid in your bag or what not. When I was boarding I was selected for a random search. As I opened my bag I groaned and moaned that I had to unpack it at security and all my clothes were at the top and just my laptop was at the bottom. Game, he let me board without unveiling my 3 bottles

 

I'll have to try this sometime. Personally, I'm a fan of dark liquor, especially rum. I'm not a huge drinker, though, and I tend not to stray too far from the more well-known brands (Captain Morgan mostly) due to the fact that I wouldn't know where to start. I'd like to see more of these reviews

 

different types of alchohol give u a different drunk????!!!!! say whattttt

 

I really recommend it if you haven't tried it.

@Shawty , they do for me. Some make me angry and some make me horny, etc.

 

Jerry float? Fuck, sign me up for one of those.

 

Sailor Jerry is probably my favourite rum.

 

It is very good, I recommend it.

 

I like to drink Listerine

 

that depends on your personality.

 

Correct. Good observation bud!