So after squeezing my chicken I started browsing Sythe cause I have nothing better to do with my life and I see Drento's new UI (I was standing up at the time) and the shit damn near blinded me.. I stepped back and tripped over a lego causing me to spill the can of fanta I have on my stereo.. The stereo sparked and a flame suddenly appeared on my drapes.. I ran to the kitchen to grab a bucket under the cupboards and I couldn't find it, so I go back and rip my drapes down, put on my shoes and stomp on them.. Fuck sake it doesnt stop there, in frustration I used the drapes as a whip and caused my flatscreen to fall off my wall and crack..... Fuck man I just got it too, my stereo is skipping as well RIP
Let the donations begin
Tl;dr: Read the paragraph you snake
Let the donations begin
Tl;dr: Read the paragraph you snake












