shidding, cumming, eating, at the same time

anyone else get their bicthes to suck there dicks while shidding so you can cum and u eat mcdonalds big mac with extra sauce on it while shidding and your cuming now too, at the same time? i have a girklfriend now and i got her to do this on the 1st date lol tbh i cant believe how alpha i have become now that i have a girlfriend, i attribute this to my swag im in grade 11 now and old bitches love that im taking a math credit (old like 18 years old) so yeah i have an 18 year old gf now lol what do you have? ur dad? lmao beta cuk, bet you take gym class and play tennis like a fukcing freak and my gf has big tits and a big pussy too by the way, biggest pussy i have ever sene and ive seen a lot of pussy's in my day