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Do you know Jack Shit? After reading this you will know..

Mr Phreakish

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For some time many of us have wondered.. Who Is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit. Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intelectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shiit, who married Ohh Shit the owners of Knee Deep In Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit the couple had 6 children, Holie Shit, Give A Shit, Full O Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married and invited everyone to the Shit Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride.. Pisa Shit!


Enjoy the laugh!
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no lafff fwom me
 
pretty gay. I got that in a text about a year ago.
 
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Hai Ho back to my homework.
 
For some time many of us have wondered.. Who Is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit. Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intelectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shiit, who married Ohh Shit the owners of Knee Deep In Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit the couple had 6 children, Holie Shit, Give A Shit, Full O Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married and invited everyone to the Shit Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride.. Pisa Shit!


Enjoy the laugh!
:D

lol really elaborate.

*I hereby acknowledge the fact that you did not come up with this yourself ( without taking away emphasis or creating the illusion of a hatred bias) , yet still like the original post.*
 
I heard this when I was like 12.. No really. At least 7 years ago
 
That wasn't funny. It was retarded. You're retarded!
 
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