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Dihydrogen monoxide

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Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
 
How gullible do you think we are?
 
This is what happens when newfags are given access to the spam forum -.-.

Newfag? o.O

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Newfag? o.O

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Join date does not make you an oldfag... your level of internetz does... Clearly... my internetz are higher than yours.
 
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Newfag? o.O

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Owned, to be honest.

And would you believe that is H20?! 0h n0ez!!
 
tribal is awesome said:
cool story brah.
Thanks, it's not mine though ^_^. A teenager wrote an essay on it, and cause a ton of drama even among scientists and shit - it was all over the news. Quite an old story but I happened to remember it and found the article somewhere.

Deacon Frost said:
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Dictionary shit said:
Newfag [noun] [Noo-fag]

Someone who is new to something, could be a website. Usually annoying and stupid enough to be called a new fag.
Person 1: _____ is such a newfag.
Person 2: Yeah he just joined yesterday and is spamming and annoying people.
 
Yeh then your mother came in and saw me and your sister having sex.
 
I dont think being fag is new to him.

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