Describe your ultimate sexual fantasy

That's right, describe your ultimate sexual fantasy.
What would get you off beyond measure? What is the one secret you never dared dream of?

Post it here for all to see and laugh at your fetish.

[Especially Cruel's fantasy should be interesting]

 

Hardx

 

a fat chick

 

I've done both of the above, not as interesting as you might think.

My fantasy - Eternalman.

 

a bike

 

a freshly baked donut with a huge hole.

 

Hm.. My ultimate sexual fantasy eh? Kinda tough, but probably like owning Jessica Alba and/or Angelina Jolie for 24 hours so I could do whatever I wanted to them.

A.K.A. Have sex with them alot. Oh and Threesomes too.

 

Shredderbeam.

 

My ugly dead sister!

 

^^ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..................................................

 

Pic please?

Rofl no I'm kidding. You're a sick fuck.

 

Sythe's electrical outlets...show me those bare circuits...oh yeah...

 

School Girl uniform FTW!

 

Massive orgies with all the hot chicks in my school FTW

 

uhm.....my dog i wanna hump the hell outta him

 

M O N G O's sister and mom =]

 

My ultimate sexual fantasy... contains the following:
-Two effeminate gay men deep-throating a popsicle and bantering (with plenty of homosexual innuendos and malicious jokes concerning previous unfaithful partners).
-4 preteen girls pleasuring themselves with wii remotes. And by pleasuring themselves, I mean playing Mario Party 8.
-All the girls of Sythe.org having sex with each other, the sound of which is being broadcasted over a speaker and with a DJ mixing and scratching the moans and such with background trance music.
-About a dozen 9-yr-old boys reenacting Shakespeare plays in the nude with the stage being covered with mixtures of lotions and mud. One of them must be dressed in a Jabba the Hutt costume with one of the other boys, being bounds with chains, being dressed like Princess Leah.
-Plenty of S&M sex with little boys. And by S&M, I'm referring to Sam and Max... we'll play out their wacky adventures in sexy outfits with passionate intermissions.
-Two midgets riding the Coca-Cola polar bear in circles around three sets of conjoined twins having sex in a circle.
-A few innocent catgirls being raped by aliens with tentacles in order for them to succumb to a mystical power that opens a portal to a realm of hidden treasure. (thanks to hentai for the ideas)
-An established community where the standard greeting people give each other is quick sex, and unattractive people are used for laboring.
-Mermaids dispersing their eggs all-over and me fertilizing them.
-A girl in a maid outfit cleaning up my house daily. The outfit is optional... as long as she cleans my house.
-A Japaneses girl in a schoolgirl outfit giving the peace sign and winking while saying "OK!" in a cute high-pitched voice.
-A group of little nude boys in a nest chirping and opening their mouths wide while I regurgitate their lunch into them.

Need I go on?

 

Orgasmic!

 

hmmm threesome with 2 really hot girls would prob be mine lolz

 

With Nate and Stefan. That is all.