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  1. death.by.pie

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    1.Basic Hypertext Markup Language(HTML) Programing Guide

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    Html programing is just a series of Codes or tags.
HTML Tags are started by a "<"and ended by a">" these are called An element it is a command for your browser. If i wanted to make some text bold i would do this: <b>Text You want bolded goes here</b> to end it you most put a "/" before the starting bracket bracket but after the "<".
An element can be followed by an attribute An attribute is a command further describing the command.
If you were to make the font different then you would do something like this <FONT="Arial Narrow">Text you want changed goes here</font> The end </font> represents the spot the font stops.
If you wanted to make a page you would use a Notepad document and save it as Something like Hompage.html

Here is the Basic structure:
<HTML> This will start your document.
<HEAD> This will contain meta tags, javascript coding, Style tags it will also hold the title tags.
<TITLE>Your page title will go here(What you see in your browserbar)</TITLE>
</HEAD>(This ends your head part)
<BODY>This is where you will start you document and other tags
 </BODY>
</HTML>This ends your html document.

Here is a good list of tags:
[url]http://www.w3schools.com/tags/default.asp[/url]

    2.How to sneak into the movies.
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    ****The majority of ways to sneak into the movies require 1 ticket.****
    This technique is one of the easiest ways to get in but with a minimal catch rate.
    Buy your ticket and go past the ticket taker. .Go into the movie and come out in about 5 minutes
    when you go past the ticket taker ****make sure he/she Notices you.**** EXAMPLE: Trip and fall or ask them if their name is boob makeroy or something.
    Have the people who you are sneaking in wait in the bathroom walk into the bathroom and give them the ticket.
    They will walk through and if the ticket taker asks them for it then they can show the ticket to him.
    Repeat as needed with a different attention maker.

    3. Building your own computer.

    If Its time to get a new computer then you have 2 options..... You can build it...or you can buy it.
    Most people think that it would take way to long and they could never build a computer, but it only takes half an hour and is extremely simple.

    1. You need to buy your supplies.(Refer to guide 4 for Help)
    2. Now you can start building, but before you start make sure you do not have any static electricity in your body.
    3. We will start building by putting the processor and ram onto the mother board.
    3a. Take the mother board, processor and ram out. Take the processor out and put it into the socket. You must open the latch and case. After closing the case you need to put the cooling unit that came With your processor. You may have to apply thermal paste but read the instructions that came with your processor. The instructions will tell you everything just about step 3a.
    3b. Now you must put the ram in. To put the ram in you must push hard and it will go in and lock.
    4. Now you will put the mother board into the case. You must put the holes together when you put the screws into it.
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    4a. Now you must put the power supply into the right spot. The manual that comes with the power supply will show where to put the cords
    5. There will be a manual that comes with the case or mother board that will show you what cords connect where from your case to your mother board.
    6. Find your cases hard drive spot and put it in connect the power from power supply or motherboard. You will get a thin wide cable with your motherboard hook it to the back of your hard drive and then to the mother board, Make sure that the red stripe is facing up. Put your hard drive back into its correct spot.
    7. Now its time to put the video card in it should be simple. all you have t do is find the spot and push it in.
    8. The last thing you must do is install the CD-rom in its just a simple thing and all you do is hook the cable to the mother board and put it into the correct spot in the case.
    9. Check one last time and seal it up. Turn it on If you did everything right it will work.
    10. Install your Operating system and other disks that came with supplies.
    11. Be proud of your self you just built your own computer.


    4.Picking out your supplies

    Picking the right supplies for you is the most important part of building a computer, If you do it right then you should be fine.

    What you will need:
    Mother board - your mother board is a connector between all the parts of your computer. When buying a motherboard you must get one that is compatible with every thing else.
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    Processor - When selecting your proccesor you must think about what your computers use will be. If you plan to use you computer for basic things like email, internet, and the occasional game or movie then you should get a basic AMD proccesor. If you plan to use your computer for Heavy Gaming, movies, and everyhting else then I would sugest an Intel proccsesor atleast pentium.
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    Ram - Ram is an important thing in a computer. If you don't have enough then your computer will run slow, but if you have too much then its a waist of money. If you were the first choice then i would suggest 512mb ram, but if you were second choice then i would suggest 2-4 gigs of ram.
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    Video Card - I don't have much to say here other than suggesting a XFX GeForce 7300 GT 512MB PCIe
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    Hard drive - Same as above but i do sugest somthing that holds 80gigs or more.
    [​IMG]
    Case - When buying a case choose what you like and remember to make sure it is compatible with your other supplies.
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    Power Supply - I suggest a 600v power supply with a good fan.
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    CD-rom - Plays disks
    Operating system - linux, xp, vista, mac, and such.
    Screen, Speakers, Mouse, and keyboard - Your preference.


    5. Trick some one with a neat computer trick.

    1. Go Desktop->New->Shortcut
    2. The screen below will pop-up.
    3. In the box type ***shutdown -s -t 30 -c "System Error"*** Starting with S and ending with ".
    4. Hit next and type in Internet Explorer. Hit next.
    5. Now it should appear on your desktop but, not look like internet explorer. You have to change that by right-clicking it and from there going Properties->Shortcuts->Change Icon. Click OK.
    6. Once on the change icon screen scroll all the way right. Click the Internet explorer button and hit OK. Then hit Apply and Cancel.
    7. Now When the person who clicks this icon will get a screen that says system error 30 seconds until shutdown. it will shut down after 30 seconds.
    8. Now you must make an abort option. Do the same thing as above but but ***shutdown -a***. Name it abort and use a different icon.

    Watch my video on how to do this:***Please View in full screen.***
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    You-Tube Version Coming Soon.

    6. How to make a kill jar

    A kill jar is a jar that you put bugs in that Kills them fast with minimal damage.

    Supplies:

    Cotton balls or other Absorbent thing like that
    Nail polish Remover
    Card board
    Jar with a lid


    1. Layer the cotton in the bottom of the jar.
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    2. Poor the nail polish remover in the jar.
    3. Cut the card board to the shape of the jar.
    4. Poke some holes in the card board.
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    5. To kill a bug put it in the jar and leave it for 15 minuets With the lid closed.
    6. Recharge it with new cotton and card board every 3-5 weeks or when the bugs start slowly die.

    100 Words on why I want to be in User Education

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    To start my 100 words of id like to thank the all of sythe for reading 
my application. I believe that i can make a way with words that makes people
 better understand how to do something. When i hear something new i try to
 practice or do it and make it better. This can help people become a better
 guide writer. I have loads of knowledge about almost everything and that 
helps me write guides. My last 4 user ed applications have been denied and i 
hope that those that were failed have gone through my head and i will use 
the criticism to my advantage.
     
    death.by.pie, Jul 9, 2007
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    Horrible guides.

    And a negative for you for telling me this thread link over MSN forcefully without saying a word about anything.

    Hope its denied ;)
     
    Syrex, Jul 9, 2007
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    Lol, arent you missing guides? Or so it looks, and you forgot your 100 words.

    edit: oh your guide number 2 is just a pic and a few words gotcha
     
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    sorry it was an add-on i tried for msn i sent it to everyone by accident very sorry it was only supposed to send it to my real life friends from sythe.
     
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    I'd consider changing the sneaking in to the movies one, my second application was declined because of illegal guides.
     
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    its not realy all that il leagle
     
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    Neither is scamming a coke machine, But not really illegal is still illegal, Sneaking in to the movies is illegal I belive. But whatever, your thread.
     
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    The basic HTML stuff has been done before(Reason why I didn't add to my guide's)
    Sneaking into movie's is pretty stupid and you will most likely have to remove it.
    Building your computer i'm pretty sure Atomic has a guide on that.

    Sorry but I didn't really find it helpful :\ The video was pretty basic to, just making a Shortcut and renaming and making it the IE icon.
     
    Oh Jesus, Jul 9, 2007
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    I liked the computer one, the rest were basic/illegal.
     
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    Uhm, user
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     tags for HTML stuff, add your 100 words.
I don't really like this application, the HTML tut has been done too many times now. The 'How to sneak into the movies'... I doubt this works.

And:

[QUOTE]if [B]there[/B] name is boob makeroy or something[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]if [B]their[/B] name is boob makeroy or something[/QUOTE]

Mind your grammar on a few parts ;)
My advice: Start a new application, with more original guides and a better spelling.
     
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    I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to include movies..
     
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    since when?
     
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    sry to double post but this is crap i posted my app a week ago and now it cant be accepted
     
    death.by.pie, Jul 16, 2007
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