rs nechryeal
Grand Master
On Friday, after seeing an MSNBC report on Obama's pick for the Superbowl, I sat down to do my research.
I find that over 90% of Americans who voted for Obama, think he is the new Jesus Christ. Of those 90%, 89% are black, which we all know, have soul.
Now, if a black person, being as religious are they are were to receive a blessing from jesus, we all know they become invincible:
And, a majority of the steelers being black:
...
The only reasonable conclusion is that since the steelers are mostly black, and received the new American Jesus' blessing, they became invincible super saiyans and won the super bowl.
/conclusion.
I find that over 90% of Americans who voted for Obama, think he is the new Jesus Christ. Of those 90%, 89% are black, which we all know, have soul.
Now, if a black person, being as religious are they are were to receive a blessing from jesus, we all know they become invincible:
And, a majority of the steelers being black:
...
The only reasonable conclusion is that since the steelers are mostly black, and received the new American Jesus' blessing, they became invincible super saiyans and won the super bowl.
/conclusion.













