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Welcome to 'Deacon's Exquisite Writing'! You're probably thinking "What am I doing here, why did I click this thread?" Ah, the simple reason is, you need a piece of my works! Now you're thinking "Maybe you're right, what are you offering?" School is troublesome is it not? And as such we are always burdened with: Essays, Assignements, and Projects in general that we just don't have time for!
Well, that's why I am here. I am here because I have the time to write your Essay, Do your assignement, and ready your project! I do this why you sit back, sip your coke, and watch cartoons. Not only do I do your work though, I do it so well that you are nearly garunteed an "A". Now, some teachers grade differently, and as such I cannot put this as a garuntee, but I can tell you that if your teachers are like the ones I had, they will absolutely LOVE the work you turn in if you go through me.
Now, I do offer you some kind of garuntee, I will ALWAYS make a deadline. No matter what, I actually like to get it done early just incase you would like to read over it, or you need to free hand it. I like to make it so there is plenty of time for you to be sure that you are getting your money's worth.
So if you are still wondering why you clicked this thread, maybe you have a math assignment
. I only assist with writing assignments, and writing works. Below are charts and tables to tell you exactly how much I charge, and exactly what I offer. If you need something that is not listed, ask and I will tell you where to look, or give you a fair price. Don't turn back now, keep reading! You wouldn't want to miss the part where I show you my cool skills 
!Post.Script. I WILL NOT work for you if you do NOT post the work that you want done and all requirements. I am also adding a research rule, if you have a work that needs lots of research, you must provide or price is 200k more than original. Only PM me if you have posted here, I check this more than my inbox, so do it here. I also copy and paste from this thread to remind me, so again, please post if you need work. I will not add you on MSN unless you inform me of your intent to add me and for what reason. I have the right to decline any requests, and I will give you a valid reason of so. I have been lienent on the "pay before I give" rule, but that is changing as of now. No works if you do not pay.
Deacon's Exquisite Writing
-Word Count-=Price=-
10 Words----1k Gp
50 Words----100K Gp
100 Words----300k Gp
200 Words----600k Gp
500 words----800k Gp
1000 Words----2m Gp
Special Works
-Type of Work-=Price=
Essay-=-=-3M Gp
Haiku-=-=-100k Gp
Love Poem-=-=-200k Gp
Normal Poem(1 stanza)-=-=-120k Gp
Thread-=-=-500k Gp
Speech -=-=- 10M Gp
PP Presentation -=-=- 12M Gp
Short Story -=-=- 6M Gp
Novel -=-=- 200M Gp
$$ Prices $$
Type of Work-=-By mail payment
Essay-=-=-$20
Haiku-=-=-$5
Love Poem-=-=-$7
Normal Poem(1 stanza)-=-=-$4
Speech -=-=- $55
Powerpoint Presentation -=-=- $75
Short Story -=-=- $34
Novel -=-=- $900
-Word Count-=Price=-
10 Words----1k Gp
50 Words----100K Gp
100 Words----300k Gp
200 Words----600k Gp
500 words----800k Gp
1000 Words----2m Gp
Special Works
-Type of Work-=Price=
Essay-=-=-3M Gp
Haiku-=-=-100k Gp
Love Poem-=-=-200k Gp
Normal Poem(1 stanza)-=-=-120k Gp
Thread-=-=-500k Gp
Speech -=-=- 10M Gp
PP Presentation -=-=- 12M Gp
Short Story -=-=- 6M Gp
Novel -=-=- 200M Gp
$$ Prices $$
Type of Work-=-By mail payment
Essay-=-=-$20
Haiku-=-=-$5
Love Poem-=-=-$7
Normal Poem(1 stanza)-=-=-$4
Speech -=-=- $55
Powerpoint Presentation -=-=- $75
Short Story -=-=- $34
Novel -=-=- $900
How I Work:
Firstly, I will only charge you according to my thread. If you find a loophole, and present it to me in a very intellectual way and make me believe that it is a loophole, then I will charge you how you see fit within reason.
You post here, asking for what you need done, how much you will be paying according to the charts, and any and all requirements that you want me to include. Topics, font, style, etc. must be told, or you will recieve a completely random works which defeats the purpose.
We will then speak on MSN to clean out any other details, [email protected] , and I will begin working on your product. After I have finished I will show you a piece of your desired product, if you are satisfied, then you pay me and I will send you the rest. If you are unsatisfied you may ask for me to re-write the work, I will do so and reshow you a part of the product. I will NEVER give you the full works without payment. No exceptions. I always keep proof of what I write on floppy disks and such, and it is named acording to your sythe name. So if you claim I never sent you the works, I would have proof of other wise.
Any work requested by the following day is DOUBLE the price. This is NOT available to pay-by-mail customers. If you wish to have your assignment done in 24 hours or less, then the price is double. Normally, I would show you a part of your work before I make you pay, but for next day payments I charge first, then work. No refunds are allowed when using the next day system.
Same day work is TRIPLE the price for the work. Again, this is NOT available to pay-by-mail customers.
Pay-by-Mail:
The normal way for payment will be done for pay-by-mail. You post here all requirements and everything you want. I will write it, and show you a part of it. Then I will give you an address to which you send the money, and once I recieve it I will give you the works. If you want your work printed out and sent to you by mail, I will add 200k to the price, or 2 USD. This is ONLY available to US citizens.
If you are wishing to use this method, you must request your work 2 weeks in advance. That gives plenty of time for the money to arrive.
If you are wanting to pay-by-mail, AND have me send the work to you via mail, then I suggest a little bit longer to work it. 2 weeks can be done, but the mail system usually takes three buisness days to process, and I will not send anything out until I recieve payment.
Paypal Method:
I currently do not accept paypal, or E-gold. Maybe one day I will, but not for a while.
Store Hours:
Sunday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Monday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
^(Not accepting same day/next day requests)^
Tuesday - = - Accepting Work (All Hours)
Wednesday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
^(Not accepting same day/next day requests)^
Thursday - = - Accepting Work (All Hours)
Friday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Saturday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Sunday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Monday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
^(Not accepting same day/next day requests)^
Tuesday - = - Accepting Work (All Hours)
Wednesday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
^(Not accepting same day/next day requests)^
Thursday - = - Accepting Work (All Hours)
Friday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Saturday - = - Accepting/Returning Work (All Hours)
Deacon's Vouches:
Celestial Bow:
00_Own_00:
†Hero †:
fouisgras:
miklman:
konvict111
Currently Working For:
None
Examples of My Writing: (All works are property of me. Any unbought works used is infringement of copyright. Please don't steal
)Speech: (First Degree Murder)-
Code:
"I’d like to ask you all to lean your head back, or
lay them down if you’d prefer. Take a moment to relax
with me. Open your imagination. (pause, voice
caressing) You’re floating in a swimming pool. The
water is the perfect temperature. So very perfect and
comfortable that you can barely tell you’re in the
water. The sun is on your face gently warming all the
tension from your body. You are as carefree as you can
possibly be. Your mind is at a complete ease. (pause 3
seconds) Out of nowhere a hand grabs you by the back
of the neck, yanks you to the edge of the pool, and
jams a sharp metal object into the base of your skull.
You hear a whirring sucking noise, and all goes black.
Congratulations! You have just (pause) been aborted."Essay: (00_Own_00's Essay 'Volcanoes')-
Code:
"Shield volcanoes are large volcanoes that resemble
a warrior’s shield. The Iceland Nordics had named it this
because of its shallowly-sloping sides and immense size.
It is believed to be the shield to hell by many mythic believers,
and it is even said that angry demons shoot the magma out of
the volcano to harm those around. However, most mythology
has proven wrong, and scientists have dove deeper into the
Shield volcano to reveal more details of its greatness. Proving
that it is not a portal to the hells, we now have the technology
to know how hot the lava is, what the lava is made of, what sets
off these volcanoes, and even when they were created. "Essay: (00_Own_00's Essay 'Sherlock Holmes')-
Code:
"Sherlock Holmes is described as the pilgrim for detectives
and forensic science throughout the world. It may be elementary,
but with Holmes’ perspective qualities, and with his brain governing
his heart, Holmes has led the series of lessons to the last and ended
it with the greatest lesson of all; "When you have eliminated all which
is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the truth." Though fictional, we can look to Sherlock Holmes as the
teacher of perception, of devotion, and of professionalism. Without
him we would still be examining cork through a glass bottle."Essay: (Miklman's Essay 'Joseph Stalin')-
Code:
"If someone takes an idea, writes it out, and shows it to the
world, that idea is still an idea. But once that idea materializes off
of said paper, then it is no longer an idea, it is an action. All ideas
can seem like very good formulated ones, but rarely do people realize
that they are leaving out the option for change in their ideas. Stalin
was a victim to this, his rule was meant to be good and prosperous
to the people of Russia, however, he had lost himself in his fallacy.
Hidden in his ideas and firm in his belief, he was not heroic in the sense
of the word, but misled. Making the mistakes he made, it is quite simple to
say that he had failed in most everything he did. The success of Stalin is
lost in the bodies he created from his power crazed rule."Essay: (Scambusterofsythe's Essay 'Harry Potter Book/Movie Differences')-
Code:
"Even though the book and the movie were overall the same,
minor differences can be noticed. The overall message stays the same,
and that is generally the main point when writing a book or directing
a movie based off of either. J. K. Rowling has stated that she is very
satisfied with the outcome of the movies, and believes that the
characters in the movie were fantastic in their roles. She also said
that if she had written a book based off of the movie, no one would
know the difference. Sorry Rowling, but it seems that your fans have
got the best of you! So if Harry, or Harry, from either the book or the
movie looks at each other, we can only guess that they would get along."IMPORTANT: Price's may be changed accourding to my opinion of the subject. As of current, the prices may seem very steep, but needed.
... I'm offering my writing to people 
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