Dave tried to buy a vote from me.

@Dave exposed

 

Reported

 

read #9 haha its great

 

My dude David hit me up too, corrupt af

 

Some guy tried to get me to vote for #10 offered to pay me 100 sythe gold but i ended up voting it for free cause it was so good..

 

Fuck that kid

 

Read #1 haha its great

 

Haha okay but have you guys read #... shoot I didn't submit one. Here's an excerpt and part of why I didn't want to submit it... I couldn't have Derik get roasted in the winning story.

Suddenly, the whole foundation shakes and shakes to the sound of footsteps. The front door cracks open, and the room is instantly infused with the frightening scent of grilled corn. Before anyone could stop to think, Floridian, only doing what he knows best, unloads on the intruder through the door. There was no hesitation in his actions and as soon as he finished unloading, he went out for a cigarette, then proceeded to shoot himself in the foot and get banned (TWC'd). The rest of the Sythe crew slowly approached the slice of Swiss cheese that was formerly a door and looks down at the corpse. Everyone lets out a sigh of relief. “Oh,” said the crew collectively, “it was only str8 dank.”​

[Scene ends with left-to-right pan ending on Str8 Dank's body – twitches twice]​

 

#9

 

Most definitely corrupt

 

ahh so you wrote it then? good

 

Aren't you admin? Why won't you do something about this guy???

 

Alex I really want to subscribe to your food reviews because they're genuinely great - do more wings reviews, and random "fast food" type places. Where do you live?

Edit: I ask because I want to give you ideas of places I want to try

 

There's a wing place or two that I'd go to, but again they're all local to Austin, Texas so like... oh and Wings to Go.

I dunno I should post more of these places lol. As far as fast food type places go, I think I've been to quite a lot of the ones we have here =[.

 

Only 2 things come from Texas, boy.

 

Whole Foods and Cheetos?

 

Do Cheetos come from Texas? That's interesting.

 

Frito-Lay is from Texas, as are like 1241313 other companies. The now essentially Japanese company 7-11 was from Dallas... bla bla bla. Basically, if you wanna start a company, come here

 

Whoah... My whole life I thought there were in the north east. I'm a stupid fucking idiot.

 

I have a few friends from texas, they say the best thing to eat is Queso, do a review on a good queso place