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Dustein
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Well, I decided to make a thread in the Spam Forum labeled "current events" when I heard a beep coming from mIRC. It was a message from hm0ng saying, "didu knopUrpelZ is A BanVadeR?" and I naturally responded with a "YA" and I was in the middle of writing this down in the thread that I was making when I heard mIRC beep AGAIN. So I checked it and it was hm0ng saying "y u so Funny" so I wrote down that he said that before I messaged him back saying "cuz" and then wrote that down while I waited for him to respond. I heard the IRC beep again so I clicked on the window and it was hm0ng asking I meant "cousin" I replied with the generic "no, u". I wrote all of this down as I waited for a witty remark from my dear friend hm0ng and then checked what was happening in a different channel when I heard the IRC beep AGAIN. I chuckled when I saw that the message stated what I had just wrote saying "no me". I sat there think of something witty to say while writing down what had just happened and then I heard an unexpected beep come from IRC from hm0ng saying "MOVE if u wanna" and I replied with "No, I don't wanna." and then he replied with a laugh. Then, as I wrote down that that happened, I heard two more beeps. I checked them and it was him again with a quote from LegitNamesCo and then laughed at him for it. I then laughed at LegitNamesCo with him. I wrote all this down and waited for a much-expected reply. Nothing. I wrote down that he did nothing when I heard two more beeps and my name coming from IRC. Crap! I was banned! I then proceeded to check that. Fwew! It was a lie! I then messaged hm0ng back saying that he was mistaken and I was not banned. I wrote all of this excitement down in the thread I was making trying to find the correct spelling of the word excitement. I found the correct spelling then heard yet another beep coming from the IRC. HM0NG SAID I WAS BANNED AGAIN. Ok, he said that he was joking. I got mad at him for making me check again and I punched him in the face. I wrote all of THAT down when I heard IRC beep again. Haha! I caused him head trauma! I laughed at his misery while writing down that he had head trauma, and after that I checked the IRC. I think I killed him! I called him to make sure he was ok, and he told me that he was. I was relieved. I wrote all of that down and then told him (he hadn't messaged me after that at that point) that I was writing a thread about that conversation. He didn't respond for a while after that so I called him to see if he would say something. He did. He said he did not want to be involved in such actions, as it might ruin his chance of getting pussy. I said "too bad!" and then told him that I was going to post what I had wrote. As I wrote down what had just happened, he told me to post it. So I said "Ok!" I heard IRC beep three more times. I decided I would read what he had said before I posted the thread. He told me he had to go take a dump. I was slightly disgusted at what he had said, wrote down what he said, and then pressed the "Submit New Thread" button. What happened next is a mystery.
