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Cucumber vs The Diabolical Jeff

Cucumber

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Ok, not setting up a poll because random fucks vote... no more then 5 bars, drop a check or soemthing so i know u see this before i start keying for nothing... only explain votes will count, 3-0 KO, 4-x TKO
 
Bar 1: sig CHeck
Bar 2: parenthesis-contain- ( ) ... broken down to parent a seize, when you seize a car, you impound it, parent- father, get it?
Bar 3: self- explain
Bar 4: self- explain... he can't get girls so I used guy
Bar 5: Drop dope shit... DOPE- drugs.... shit- bathroom, drop something, mishandle it.. get it?

If you don't understand anything don't vote

Probably a kid who has reLENTLESS FRIENDS
He's into atTENTIVE MEN, I guess that's why he hands out his M-S-N
Fix his MENTAL ENDS, he a fat nerd who BOTHERING TO SLIM DOWN
"Contain" his raps when I "Parenthesis/Parent a seize" like "FATHERING AN IMPOUND"
"SLAUGHTERING THIS DIM CLOWN" like I was "AXING A BRIGHT LAUGH"
.... didn't even try and he won't be PASSING THIS LIGHT DRAFT
He CASTING A TIGHT STAFF? It's just the forums, don't get TOO EXCITED
This FOOLS A DIKE, SHIT n when with a guy... he's PROOF SEX BITES, KID!
I'm FAST NEWB, grab the GAT SOON n bomb em so you hear a FAST BOOM
Cause dude fails to "drop dope shit" like "Drug users mishandling the BATHROOM"


Alright upping your "MOST lyrical drop"
 
Cucumber said:
Bar 1: sig CHeck
Bar 2: parenthesis-contain- ( ) ... broken down to parent a seize, when you seize a car, you impound it, parent- father, get it?
Bar 3: self- explain
Bar 4: self- explain... he can't get girls so I used guy
Bar 5: Drop dope shit... DOPE- drugs.... shit- bathroom, drop something, mishandle it.. get it?

If you don't understand anything don't vote

Probably a kid who has reLENTLESS FRIENDS
He's into atTENTIVE MEN, I guess that's why he hands out his M-S-N
Fix his MENTAL ENDS, he a fat nerd who BOTHERING TO SLIM DOWN
"Contain" his raps when I "Parenthesis/Parent a seize" like "FATHERING AN IMPOUND"
"SLAUGHTERING THIS DIM CLOWN" like I was "AXING A BRIGHT LAUGH"
.... didn't even try and he won't be PASSING THIS LIGHT DRAFT
He CASTING A TIGHT STAFF? It's just the forums, don't get TOO EXCITED
This FOOLS A DIKE, SHIT n when with a guy... he's PROOF SEX BITES, KID!
I'm FAST NEWB, grab the GAT SOON n bomb em so you hear a FAST BOOM
Cause dude fails to "drop dope shit" like "Drug users mishandling the BATHROOM"


Alright upping your "MOST lyrical drop"
Click to expand...

I coulda sworn he said 5 bars but w/e
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The Diabolical Jeff Mind Is Full of punchlines
Keep talkin like u doin u wont see the sunshine
I Live A Superstar Life
Hatin Cuz I Dont spend half a day on sythe
When U Ready Holla at me u know where to find me
Pmin Me On Sythe Tellin Me u Like it from behind b
I got ya girl some nice jackets made out of fur
cuz she said ur Di** is less attractive then a cucumber
Ya Girl man shes alot of fun
Cuz Like Alicia Keyes U Got No One
You Really Think Ur Better then me
Cuz She Like 2 Play Like Nintendo Wii
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Theres My 12 Bars after urs
 
UMmm why don't you count them?
 
Cucumber killed you Jeff, you had not tight punchlines except the cucumber line and you just made it drag along untill you could rhyme again.

Cucumber had better punchline and wordplay, but didn't get personal, neither did you though.
 
Im gonna have to vote cucumber.

Jeff, yours was all over the place. In a bad way.
 
umm may i ask wat u guys know about rap his freestyle was trash and wdf i didnt wanna use everything cuz i dont know what the battles rules are so i just threw some garbage shi** out there any of u really think u rap better holla at me ill record a real freestyle 4 u 2 hear just somethin lite
 
First of ALl, quit swaying votes.. yours was garbage... didn't include ANyting at all, mine had punches, wordplay, a personal, most important multies to add to flow, please explain How mine was crap and urs was so damn good
 
ANd OK at the freestyle... Post it on Soundclick CAuse I got an account there, just make ur little free style diss and i'll make one and we can post it up
 
lol jeff's was funny cucumbers was gay too much ghetto talk


we dun tlk like da dope sht hurrr son
 
Please point out "Ghetto" in mine.. I didn't talk about stabbing him or anything, you sir are a moron. Plus you have no say on what you like here, it's a rap battle whether you like it or not and like all things, a rap battle has Rules to them, and funny is not one of the categories unless it goes under punches which he lacked
 
I am all about RAp.. been battling text for 2 years and audio for a year... There is no such thing as Real rap.. that would be Bias to what people think, like I said, let's just jump on the MIc and see where the real skills at
 
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