

Granted but because Govind never shaved his beard again. The US military deems Govind a terrorist and sends him to Guantanamo Bay where we never see or hear from him again.
I wish I had some Govind bucks. (http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1700439-sale.html)
Govind Fucks are a lot more valuable than Govind Bucks


Granted but they give you explosive diarrhea for the next week.
I wish I had X-ray vision that I could turn on and off at will.

Granted, but you rapidly lose your own vision each time it's on.
I wish I could go to sleep at will.

