congrats to jackgeddes1 on becoming an apprentice

Now there's this hamburger stand thirty minutes out of town
Used to go for the best veggie burgers around
That was until I met this brown guaranteed to astound
Short order chef eyes deeper than sound
She wore a dirty green apron like a silk nightgown
Them cappuccino fingernails wrote my order down
Three dots tattooed between her thumb and her index
Twenty-four waist held the holster for the Windex
Heat from the grill made her mascara drip
The sweat on her face showed the fuzz on her lip
Them work pants couldn't hide the love in them hips
Call it bad taste, but this girl was the shit
It's the way that hair net kinda covered up her ear
Had me askin why the fuck she was even workin here
But next time I get hungry I'mma drive to Pasadena
Cuz I just gotta see her mi Linda cochina

 

You are so angry. Ysomad?