Confessions thread!

gamertarded · Feb 9, 2011

Well, its not me but a kid at my school got expelled for being caught on campus with a knife, alcohol, and weed. He also did coke, mushrooms, meth....he was insane.

I'm Still Breathing · Feb 9, 2011

I smoked weed for the first time last week, don't think I even got high =/.

kill dank · Feb 9, 2011

Peetu said:
How old was she, since you said she doesn't remember?

We were both a lot younger.

Another confession, I try to suck my own dick on a regular basis.

I tend to dread tomorrow.
I just took a shower

therandomtree · Feb 9, 2011

I had to cancel my clients today due to being sick. Oddly, after I called them, my illness went away...womp.

hey guys · Feb 9, 2011

I ate a roach once, tatsed bitter.

Josh0is0here · Feb 9, 2011

Damn people this is getting good! Time for me too keep adding to it. I used to obsess over my best female friend. Read her emails and saw her naked pics. Also, I have driven drunk and high before. I have since reseen this best friend and hooked up while she was engaged and actually got her to end the engagement.

Loyal 2 da game · Feb 9, 2011

One other thing, I may have raped someone. I got extremely drunk at a party, and forcefully had sex with this chick, who was also drunk. I barely remember any of it, aside from her trying to stop me. She doesn't remember any of it.

Dammed · Feb 9, 2011

@Gohan I masturbate 4-5 times/day.. it's pretty sad imo, I just get bored then 5 minutes later I'm squirting onto my floor, then my german shepherd licks it up, luckily he's neutered..

FishFishy · Feb 9, 2011

I'm a guy and I personally loved the whole twilight series. I've read all four books in the series.

Lame · Feb 9, 2011

I secretly love twilight.

kill dank · Feb 9, 2011

I drive high all the time. I drive drunk about once a week. I like to give myself cigarette burns. I jerk off to pictures of my friends. I routinely spend 12+ hours a day on the computer. I smoke meth regularly and for the last 3 1/3 months I've been able to hide it from EVERYONE. My cousin that is the same age as me keeps trying to kill himself. I am embarrassed to be around certain members of my family.

Skyline GTR · Feb 9, 2011

I had consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole aim of procreation

gamertarded · Feb 10, 2011

Woah, no hate here. Just creepy, CREEPY confessions.

johnty15 · Feb 10, 2011

i grabbed some chicks breasts in front of her brother, after he raged we had sex on his bed

Honeo · Feb 10, 2011

Seriously killdank. You're fucked up.

One of the worst things I've done is hooked up with one of my douchebag friends girlfriend for months. During this time I tried to become closer friends with him just for the lulz.

EpicBread · Feb 10, 2011

When I was in 3rd grade (9 years old) I used to meet this girl behind a dumpster at recess and we would make out. Until we got caught.

Peetu · Feb 10, 2011

kill dank said:
We were both a lot younger.

Another confession, I try to suck my own dick on a regular basis.

I actually CAN do that.
Altough it's kind of painful; not worth it IMO.

FishFishy · Feb 10, 2011

Peetu said:
I actually CAN do that.
Altough it's kind of painful; not worth it IMO.

It's called autofellatio. I also really wouldn't advise doing it, because it's been known to really mess with some peoples social/sex lives.

Peetu · Feb 10, 2011

FishFishy said:
It's called autofellatio. I also really wouldn't advise doing it, because it's been known to really mess with some peoples social/sex lives.

I knew it was called that

It doesn't mess up your sex life, atleast for me, since it's hard to do.
And my right hand is kinda the only sex life I have, 14 years old FTL