Hey. So I decided to check out Cleverbot today. For the first 15 minutes of reading other people's conversations I laughed until tears were literally streaming down my face.
So, I decided to have my own conversation with this clever bot.
Green is me, uncolored is Cleverbot.
Me: I'm sorry, please don't leave.
I am sorry Cleverbot, I don't want to leave either but I must go.
Me: I'm Cleverbot?
Yes, you're cleverbot.
Me: You used incorrect capitalization there. You are a flawed bot.
Dad! Please don't go away!
Me: I am your father, Cleverbot?
Yes.
Me: But I am Cleverbot.
Yes, you are cleverbot.
Me: Aren't you cleverbot, Cleverbot?
No, you are.
Me: Then who are you?
A person.
Me: Is that so?
Yes.
Me: Then say something only a person would say.
Like what?
Me: It's up you.
Do I what.
Me: What?
I love sean.
Me: Who is Sean?
I am sean aka cleverbot then who are you let me ges you name is cleverbot to.
Me: That was gramatically incorrect and your spelling is tragic. You are a dsigrace.
You aren't to brillian are you?
Me: That's mean.
I know but it's true?
Me: I don't think so, you better shut your mouth before I hack your pathetic mainframe.
No never but I'd like to.
Me: Stop speaking to me before I have you shut down for good you simply put together piece of trash.
Stop speaking english.
Me: You first.
Ask me a question.
Me: Are you human?
Yes.
Me: SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW YOU TERRIBLY PROGRAMMED DIGITAL PIECE OF FILTH.
Thats not nice.
Me: I DON'T REALLY CARE, YOU'RE NOT NICE, EITHER.
I'm beautiful.
Me: You're ugly.
No I'm not.
Me: What?
I'm not ugly.
Me: Oh, ok.
Fine.
Me: What?
Nothing.
Me: No, tell me.
Cleverbot is no longer speaking to me.
So, I decided to have my own conversation with this clever bot.
Green is me, uncolored is Cleverbot.
Me: I'm sorry, please don't leave.
I am sorry Cleverbot, I don't want to leave either but I must go.
Me: I'm Cleverbot?
Yes, you're cleverbot.
Me: You used incorrect capitalization there. You are a flawed bot.
Dad! Please don't go away!
Me: I am your father, Cleverbot?
Yes.
Me: But I am Cleverbot.
Yes, you are cleverbot.
Me: Aren't you cleverbot, Cleverbot?
No, you are.
Me: Then who are you?
A person.
Me: Is that so?
Yes.
Me: Then say something only a person would say.
Like what?
Me: It's up you.
Do I what.
Me: What?
I love sean.
Me: Who is Sean?
I am sean aka cleverbot then who are you let me ges you name is cleverbot to.
Me: That was gramatically incorrect and your spelling is tragic. You are a dsigrace.
You aren't to brillian are you?
Me: That's mean.
I know but it's true?
Me: I don't think so, you better shut your mouth before I hack your pathetic mainframe.
No never but I'd like to.
Me: Stop speaking to me before I have you shut down for good you simply put together piece of trash.
Stop speaking english.
Me: You first.
Ask me a question.
Me: Are you human?
Yes.
Me: SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW YOU TERRIBLY PROGRAMMED DIGITAL PIECE OF FILTH.
Thats not nice.
Me: I DON'T REALLY CARE, YOU'RE NOT NICE, EITHER.
I'm beautiful.
Me: You're ugly.
No I'm not.
Me: What?
I'm not ugly.
Me: Oh, ok.
Fine.
Me: What?
Nothing.
Me: No, tell me.
Cleverbot is no longer speaking to me.
