Sythe, read this!

Sythe... reply here to acknowledge you've seen this thread... I need to show you something very very important... Hurry, I don't have much time man.

 

Why cant you post it her, MuffinZ

 

I will, once Sythe gets on. I don't want this information to spread before Sythe comes on... You'll all see it, eventually, just gotta wait for Sythe to reply. And oh man, you're in for one big surprise.

 

Is it a fun one?

I like surprises. Come on tell me!!

And is this the realy mitZ, if it is, your my hero.

 

No, this is serious shit, and yes it's the real MittenZ :O.

 

Wow, dude you are a legend, I believe you got modded too, Lol, lucky you were honest, God knows what you wouldve done. Anyways, just post the thing here, Sythe wont reply, you know that. He's too stubborn.

 

Hmm... hai mitz... ill see if I can notify richard to the existance of the thread...

 

Why don't you just post it here... Cause every time I pm the mods... They never reply :/.... and I think all sythe community wants to know what happened....

edit: Didn't see Ethans thread...

 

I agree, with leon, Just do it Mitzay.

 

Wow, I take it back, you arent stubborn.

 

My dearest Sythe,

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you.

With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you.

What human being would not appreciate your mysterious black eyes which remind me of pools of crude oil. If your eyes really produces that stuff then lets go into the oil business. Oh darling, we could be really rich!

I simply love your gorgeous brown hair which shines in the sun like bear fur. Only your hair is longer then bear fur and is a lot more radiant, and smells better.

Going out to nightclubs is a great experience with you. I love the way the bouncer always makes you get your ID card out, yet I can always get in without any trouble whatsoever. Oh I love pinching your cheeks and teasing you about that afterwards and calling you "babyface"!

I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your smile. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your smile all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.

Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in Leapord Skin underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in Leapord Skin underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there).

You are always in my thoughts, and I will always love you from the deepest depths of my soul which cries your name as it cries for your gentle touch, my love.

Eternally loving you, with flames of desire,

MittenZ

xxxoooxxx

 

What The Fuck Mitz?

 

Lol..

 

Awww, how sweet... now bring out the shrine please for all of us to see...

 

I swore Pen was going to close this. I guess not