Chivalry Is Dead

[Awesome Stranger]

This man is a true genius. A must watch...


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But that's still not where Chivalry got killed. Chivalry got killed by the feminist movement on them magazines, that got women going crazy, because women got too much advice about men from other women. and they don't know what the fuck they talkin about.

It's true. I see the magazines, I don't read them, but I see them in the grocery store. If you fellas in the grocery store you see it, you like what is this and on the cover is 100 ways to please your man, by some lady. Come on, ain't no 100 ways. there's 4 things going, just suck on his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don't talk so much.


And then, the magazines trick the women, the magazines start picking at your self-esteem. Every page you turn, you start feeling fatter, and uglier, and like your clothes aren't good enough. And the magazines have you forgetting how beautiful you are. And then when, you forget how beautiful you are, we all suffer. If pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now. You're flooding the market with it, you're giving it away too easy. I'm just being truthful. I'm just talkin. It would plummet. You'd be watching the news when "today pussly plummetted again, gold is up ten points.

 

[firearrow223]

I didn't watch the whole thing but from what I did watch...it was amazing.

 

[xSuicide]

Funny as well as quite true to some extent, I believe chivalry is dead in most males, But i still feel like i am a nice courteous guy.

I could be wrong lol.

 

[Awesome Stranger]

I didn't watch the whole thing but from what I did watch...it was amazing.

I watched this video tonight again after a few years to remind myself.

I am 19 years of age as is my present girlfriend. We have been together for a little over 8 months and everything is awesome. The only issue is she is very self conscious and it is hard getting into her head these things. Women are fed so much bullshit it's ridiculous...

 

[Marine Clark]

I love all of Dave Chappelle's work!

 

[The Riddler_]

Dave Chappelle is a genius. Talks about relevant topics in his stand ups, instead of random shit like other comedians.

"..women got too much advice about men from other women. and they don't know what the fuck they talkin about."

That is just too true. And funny as hell LOL.

 

[the_dealer]

One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen! I lol'ed so hard, because it's so true =D

 

[Rsaccounttrader]

Amazing. I love this guy.

 

[kill dank]

Pretty true. Women always disrespect themselves and then get fucked by guys that don't give a shit because they feel like they don't need to try or have morals.

 

[Guide Sales]

<3 dave...watch everything he has..i want him to do another tour=) going to tosh's new tour.

 

[obzen_merchants]

As men, I can say for all of us that the true enemy is the industry that defines what "sexy" really is. Listen.. there is NOTHING more unattractive in a good woman then when she hates herself and there is nothing we can do to tell her otherwise.. it makes us feel like crap also.

Chivalry is something that is so scarce now in days, there is a book called "the modern day knight" which is about this subject. You guys should check it out.

thats my take on it, a woman doesn't have to be paper thin or have perfectly clear skin. it's those little so called "flaws" that make a woman perfect in my eyes.

 

[kid elvranqe]

Chappel is such a genius. This is so true
It makes me sick when i go to buy groceries and I see magazines like that. It's just pathetic
I'm so lucky my girlfriend is happy with who she is and doesn't care what the media portrays the perfect women to be

 

[aus aaz]

I love it, i showed my mrs this and she was like ... is that how you feel hahah (about the part where he goes "david... we need to talk" *pause* FUCK!) Yeah fucking oth thats how it is when im watching TV.

 

[Awesome Stranger]

I love it, i showed my mrs this and she was like ... is that how you feel hahah (about the part where he goes "david... we need to talk" *pause* FUCK!) Yeah fucking oth thats how it is when im watching TV.

Haha, there are some true parts that are kinda bleh, but it's all in good humor.

Dave REALLY needs to go on tour agian, or just do something. He's a fantastic comedian that talks about down to earth topics, not random shit about whores and black jokes.

 

[Karl]

Re-opened in correct section.

 

[Blk_k0]

always loved dave hes funny as fuck