Cheating in school.

[kfjjjdst]

Hello Everyone!

IMPORTANT NOTE: When trying these methods, there IS of course a somewhat high risk in getting caught!

Today I will be telling you the best way to cheat in a test in school!

The Tea Method:
What you will need:
Colorful paper (pink or red is most recommended in my opinion.)
A bottle of Ice tea,
A computer,
An IQ of at least 5,
A printer,
Glue.

Step 1: Go to a grocery store, or open your fridge and get yourself a bottle of tea.
Step 2: Go to your computer and open either a microsoft world file or whatever you prefer, and write all your cheating notes done. (NOTE: IT IS RECOMMENDED YOU USE AROUND SIZE 8-9 FOR THIS)
Step 3: Put the coloured paper in your printer and print your cheats onto the paper (try to use same size as the letters on the tea bottle).
Step 4: Cut the coloured paper into the size of the paper on the bottle.
Step 5: Glue the paper onto the part where it includes the ingredients and such.
Step 6: Go to school, in the class you're writing the test, take out your drink and put it on your desk. Once the test starts, try writing down everything you know, then about after 10-15 mins, pretend you are done with your test and start reading the "ingredients" of the tea, which actually is your cheat. If you do this right, your teacher should not catch you!

The Phone Method:

What you will need:
Luck,
A phone.

Step 1: Write all your cheats in your phone.
Step 2: Go to school, start doing the test, when you filled out everything you could, ask your teacher to let you out on the toilet because you really have to go. Before doing this write the things you wish to find out on your hand.
Step 3(optional): If your phone has internet and you did not write anything down on the topic that you don't know about, use the internet to find everything!
Step 3: If your phone does have the required info, go out, if you have good memory just go back and write it down, if not write it on your other hand and you should be find.

NOTE: DO NOT WRITE THE THINGS ON A NOTEABLE PLACE.

Sorry, but I could not get any pictures for this, good luck cheating, hope I helped you guys!​

 

[juvenilepunk]

What if we are not allowed to have drinks on our desk? The whole guide fails.
This method is very old and very known by teachers, the best way to cheat on a test is to have the actual answers to the test. Have someone steal the tests and distribute the answers, then you can put them on your calculator, make a cheat sheat and keep it in your pocket or even fill out your scantron before the test. With your method your screwed if one thing goes wrong.

 

[djinn]

In our school the teacher dosen't allow you to visit toilet during tests,so this guide's no use for me.

 

[The Black Sun]

A phone isnt really a good method to cheat. Its risky and quite frankly, obvious. The tea method is decent, however, most teachers dont allow anything on your desk except a bottle of water and pencil/pen. Any more methods would be more helpful. Integrate different factors into the planning of what you put into your guide like for example as stated above, what if teachers dont allow drinks? or what if you have to put your phone at the front of the room with the teacher? (ive had to do that before), etc. Hope this is helpful.

 

[foo cough]

when i was at school few years back, a kid got excluded for doing somethign like this, he had a certain amount of coca cola in a bottle, and he tilted it when he was drinking it, that the answers showed inside the bottle... so he just pretended to have drinks..

 

[Straggler]

First, wouldn't the teacher be suspicious of you taking out an empty drink and putting it on your desk? Upon inspection it would be completely obvious what you were doing, especially if there's colored paper and glue in there, I mean really. And phones...how are you going to possibly look something up on your phone unless the teacher is like, dead? Remember that teachers look for people doing the slightest suspicious things. You really should put somewhere in your guide that anyone who tries this stuff should assume the worst.

 

[kfjjjdst]

What if we are not allowed to have drinks on our desk? The whole guide fails.
This method is very old and very known by teachers, the best way to cheat on a test is to have the actual answers to the test. Have someone steal the tests and distribute the answers, then you can put them on your calculator, make a cheat sheat and keep it in your pocket or even fill out your scantron before the test. With your method your screwed if one thing goes wrong.

Quite frankly I was just trying to help people here, there is no need to go against me.
And I added to the guide that there is a high risk in doing this, thanks for the feedbacks.